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F F F F F F F F F F F T T T T T T T T ! ! !
F L U B B A – F L U B B A ! !
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN E-FARTED!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NOW SNIFF YOUR MONITOR . . .
SMELLS BAD, DOESN’T IT?
WOOOOOOOO – WEEEEEEEEE ! ! !
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DON’T PASS THIS ON . . . UNLESS
YOU FEEL THE URGE TO BE AN
IDIOT! NO, NOT LIKE ME . . .
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BrigitR205: My Boyfriend just left me for my sister… i’m lonely and at home with a webcam, wanna join me click here to come and see 😉
davepoobond: there musta been a reason why, i aint goin
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I guess the person took what I said in consideration, and IMd me again on another sn:
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KeelanN96: Hi! I’m a real college girl and…I’m lonely at home with my webcam, wanna join me Click here to enter! to come and see 😉
davepoobond: hey good job, you made it better
davepoobond: polly wants a cracker
davepoobond: maybe she would like more food
Coldxs666: ?
Coldxs666: sorry i went outside
davepoobond: k
Coldxs666: so did polly get its cracker
davepoobond: no, i’m sorry.
Coldxs666: bastered
davepoobond: yeah thats what i said
davepoobond: i mean when a baster squirts you you get bastered
Coldxs666: lol
davepoobond: PSYCHO!
wangerspanker: ass!
davepoobond: haha
wangerspanker: wassup?
davepoobond: not much u
wangerspanker: chillin
Jen 7909: Thank you for using Shop@AOL! Your order for $1,249.98 has been accepted and is being shipping in 2 days. We wait 2 days to give you a last chance to cancel if needed. If this order is correct, you may close this IM. If you would like to cancel this order CLICK HERE.
davepoobond: OMG $1,249.98!!!!!
davepoobond: i’m gonna be leavin now
davepoobond: bye
Phoenix: NOOOO!
davepoobond: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt
Phoenix: I LOVE YOU, DON’T LEAVE ME!
davepoobond: even more so the reason why i should!!!!
Phoenix: … YOUR RIGHT!
Phoenix: I LIKE caps lock!
davepoobond: ITS AN AMAZING THING AINT IT
davepoobond: lot better than doing SHIFT KEY
davepoobond: so bye
Phoenix: Whee! Mail from richmond virginia!
davepoobond: heh ok
Phoenix: I don’t KNOW anyone from richmond
davepoobond: must be junk MAIL
Phoenix: they want to give me a credit card….
Phoenix: hmm… I’m bored I guess I wil
Phoenix: will*
davepoobond: lol
Phoenix: hmm… which one to get
davepoobond: get mastercard
davepoobond: its everywhere you own
Phoenix: nah, I’m sticking with visa
davepoobond: k
Phoenix: it makes pretty cards
davepoobond: ya true dat
davepoobond: i went into my sisters room, she didnt see me and she was reading something. so i screamed “boo!” and she got scared
Phoenix: … lol
davepoobond: “gawd david leave me ALONE”
Phoenix: …david?
davepoobond: yeah..
davepoobond: thats what my family calls me
davepoobond: no one else calls me david
Phoenix: I’m gonna call you Mike
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: you like wcw?
SexyLakerGurly: yea i like all kinds of wrestling
davepoobond: muuuuuuuuuuuud wrestlin?
davepoobond: hello?
SexyLakerGurly: yea
davepoobond: u do?
davepoobond: wowo
davepoobond: hello
davepoobond: ?
SexyLakerGurly: sorry my computer froze
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: its ok
davepoobond: it happens
davepoobond: but dont let it happen again
davepoobond: hey
I love poisons: hello.
davepoobond: whats up
I love poisons: not much… you?
davepoobond: sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I love poisons: and, um… who might you be?
davepoobond: i was gonna ask you the same question
I love poisons: well, you IMed me.
davepoobond: you were on my buddy list
davepoobond: you must have put yourself on somehow
I love poisons: *tilts head* i don’t recollect that.
davepoobond: welllllllllll
davepoobond: i guess thats your fault
davepoobond: now that we know whos fault it is
davepoobond: lets move on
davepoobond: were you exposed to porn at a young age?
I love poisons: well, what do you consider young?
davepoobond: long enough back to remember
I love poisons: I wasn’t exposed to porn until I was 12.
davepoobond: unh hunh
davepoobond: well i beat you by about half a life
I love poisons: how old are you?
davepoobond: 18
I love poisons: ah.
davepoobond: what i meant is half of your life before you were exposed to porn
davepoobond: meaning 5
I love poisons: mm
FireRaze: Im not on my computer..so it might kick me off a lot
FireRaze: but this comuter is ahundred times better than mine
davepoobond: heh
FireRaze: sorry
FireRaze: about getting off
davepoobond: its ok we all have to sometimes 😉
FireRaze: do you like dilbert?
davepoobond: eh i havent really read it
FireRaze: you dont read Dilbert!!!
FireRaze: Its a whole nother world!!!
FireRaze: I think you would like it
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: any suprises today
Evil Hell Cow: nope
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: hi
Coldxs666: ?
davepoobond: can i talk to ur mom
Coldxs666: sure
davepoobond: cool
Coldxs666: yes
davepoobond: no
Coldxs666: what do u want
davepoobond: a tall glass of you
davepoobond: ::wink wink::
Coldxs666: ok
Coldxs666: can i have some of u
davepoobond: no, i dont give, i receive
davepoobond: if u get what i’m saying
Coldxs666: hes i do
davepoobond: so you have a minimum wage job huh
Coldxs666: yes
davepoobond: AND you play bass guitar
Coldxs666: yes
davepoobond: aint that amazing, i do too
Coldxs666: wow its a small world
Phoenix: Drugs, it’s always drugs. THERE ARE NO MORE ROLE MODELS!
davepoobond: um yeah
davepoobond: ffff
Phoenix: gggg
davepoobond: iiii
Phoenix: oooo
davepoobond: ;;;;
Phoenix: ….
davepoobond: ++++
Phoenix: ~~~~
davepoobond: ****
davepoobond: \\\\
Phoenix: ****
davepoobond: i already did that
Phoenix: Oops, I lose. I shall kill myself now.
davepoobond: ::victory dance::
Phoenix: Is off dieing, please hold.
Phoenix: Awww, man… and that was my favorite shirt…
davepoobond: yeah thats too bad
Phoenix: Now it’s all bloody, and Goddammit, it’s clotting.
davepoobond: well, its not your fault, no one can beat me
Phoenix: I know, I know. I’d your bitch….
davepoobond: the man with the microphone can tell you what he loves the most