The plastic Gore head said
That I should go to bed
The plastic Gore head said
I should get shoved in a toaster
Too bad for him, I got toasted
And took a shovel to his head
The plastic Gore head said
That I should go to bed
The plastic Gore head said
I should get shoved in a toaster
Too bad for him, I got toasted
And took a shovel to his head
Would you could you eat peanuts in a shell
at a Dell
while pumping your gas
in your…ass…?
you idiot!
what are you doing with my vidiot!
poopin!
floopin!
whoopin!
choopin!
okee dokeeee
dddddddoooooooooddddd
would u could u if you could in a boat with a roof
or on top of a car with a doof
hehe
whee!
whee whee!
A bee flies
A tree dies
A bee dies
A tree dies
I jump
erase
you jump
da race
haha this is fun
when you are done
Sun Chips I give thee,
As tasty as they may be,
For they are not free,
Nor do they grow on a tree
They crunch
In a bunch
While you funch
And you munch
Wood tastes good
When it is food
I love money
It smells great
Especially when you dip it in honey
I’d hate to see its fate
Put it in the washing machine
Romeo and Juliet didn’t think of this
And maybe add some Listerine
For they are stupid, like this
You shouldn’t jump off a cliff
You diff
A car
That’s in a bar
On Mars
Getting a beer
An old musty beer
Brought from here
a placed called Earth
where the Earth
Isn’t red
Only one beer
Everytime your here
In a bar
On Mars
You may get drunk
If you get more than one
You might feel unky
Cause its funky here
Drinking beer
In a car
That’s at a bar
On Mars
poop is so good
it is very good
when you poop
its a verb
poop by itself
is a noun
its very strange
that this poem
doesn’t even rhyme
cuz this time
i did rhyme
a single solitary piece of poop
looks very nasty alone
but it stinks like poop
cuz it is poop
you step in poop
there is poop on your shoe
you are not happy when there is poo
on your shoe
oh, the wonders of poop!
i wonder what they’ll use poop to do next
probably to eat it
or probably to have a seat in it
Mr. Mister is the meanest mister in all the lands.
He hands out sour cream, instead of yogurt
He isn’t the richest person
But he is still a mean person
He rapes all the towns grapes
And sometimes he hangs off my drapes!
But for some reason
He is very popular among the peasants
He flies in his luxury plane
He got it from the future
I wonder why he did that
It must cost a lot of pennies!
One day he went to the grocery store
And the grocery clerk was really board
So Mr. Mister pulled out a hundred
and said do you have change?
The grocery clerk said yes and gave him 4 20s
Mr. Mister shook his head and said
no, no, in pennies,
I must buy a kitty
It must not be very nice
to have lice
while your rolling dice
in the rice
ALL ALONE… ALL DARKNESS,
IN A STATE OF HELLESSNESS.
I AM THERE, IN THE GLOOM,
MY MMIND IS BANK, AS I AWAIT MY DOOM.
THEN, A VOICE FROM THE CORNER,
“COME IT IS TIME FOR YOUR TORTURE-“
“LET ME REPHRASE THAT, BOO!!”
“I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU.”
“WELL THEN YOU ARE IN FOR A SURPRISE…”
“…FOR YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS DARKNESS HIDES.”
“I AM UP FOR SUPRISES, SHOW YOURSELF.”
THRE WAS A LIGHT, AND HE DID SHOW HIMSELF.
I WAS HORRIFIED AT WHAT I SAW, AND ALL OF THE FUSS,
FOR THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF COWS, ALL YELLING,”MILK US”.
poo poo…
suck my butt…
no…
ok
end
There once was an old man tinkle balls,
You don’t wanna go to old man tinkle balls place…
ROUBIE GO: MISTA CORBEEEET!!!! MR CORBETT!!!!
STIMP & BOND GO:HE HE HEE! HEY ROUBIE BOOBIE-
MIS-
SHAVE DA SHEEP!
-TA-
MILK DA DONKAH!
COR-
BITE THE WEASEL!
-BEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!
STIMP AND BOND GO: HE HE HEEE!
MR DORK GO: ROUBAN!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! TAKE THE LOBSTER OUTTA MY PANTS!
FATLEY GO: HUH? WHA? AHHH! SHE DOESN’T HAV AHNE COUSINS!!… AH… AH’M SHOKING!
ROUBIE GO: AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! ::PINCHIE PINCHIE:: WOOO!
STIMP & BOND: HEY ROUBIE BOO-
ROUBIE: AHHHHH!!!!
THE END
Yo yo monkey dudes,
I don’t like these foods,
I hate the nasty taste of berries,
the’re purple and putrid and really scary,
don’t you like bannanas better?
they make me feel just like a sweater.
I think you should put in the magic fruit,
the one that’s yellow and does not go “toot”.
So do me a favor and don’t make them nasty,
hurry, hurry, hurry, make haste, and be hasty!
Dorian packs neck correctors, going mad.
Moose narcolepsy needs stained vortexes.
Noun racks verifys kansas top.
Oh lack ice, monk icy albequerqe.
Mask mishap aching. Milk flattens tanks.
Idolized white caps mark on kick warped nick Ned cop.
Nordic shop maps wicked icky water.
Uncle Orvis needs a asking hip.
I’m chasing after broken dreams left out in the cold
The suffering is all i have to keep me warm
You took my all and left me loonily and empty
These are the lies of God, the lies of gos
I was never loved, my life means not a damn thing
And i scream inside for there is nothing left of me
And i await the end, the world will go on
Lost all i become and i scream inside for
this pain hasn’t made me a better man for you
I await a better day, but it never comes
The reaper beckons me I’m willing to take his hand
Death is where i belong, it will kill the pain
I close my eyes and dream of an awaiting paradise
Take my last breath to end it all
You took my everything and lest me with only sorrow
Just as i thought my suffering is over
There is always tomorrow
Since I was born I cried a thousand tears but no one seems to care
God laughs as I waste away
My cries fills the sea with sadness
Has my life mean anything?
Only your smile brought me happiness
Why was i born just to feel broken and torn
I bleed my tears to help face my fears
I’m filled with silent screams
When all is said and done i take the fall
My misery never ends its just begun
I’m drowning in my own sorrow
The love i never had will lead me to my final destiny
My silence means and end to the silent screams.
needing sweet love to fulfill my dream
don’t be afraid to share your heart with me
together our love shall soar the skies so free i travel the world lost and alone
it seems I’m just a stranger to your heart
without your love i can’t make it through another day
in need for you to hold me tight
another tear bleeds from my eye tonight
always regretting when your hand slipped away
i got you on my mind
never missing love till it finally ends
don’t waste you time searching for love
it will come to you through a dream come true
i fell for you love so easily
you broke my heart and left me with pain and misery
like the winds of a dove
our love shall fly high above
like a tear our love will flow
UN wards to an endless sea of sadness
love never shine on hears of loneliness
their ain’t no wind to sail our love to happiness
you gota keep loving
or your soul will never be truly free
giving of myself but never gaining
my heart wonders endlessly
listen to these crying tears
we shared forbidden passion so breathlessly
trapped in a place so cold and alone
a place of ice and snow
lost far from being loved
my heart was destroyed without a trace
now i know this time our love is for real
it feels better then ever before
the way i felt
when i had you i was king
i played the part of the fool
i prayed to be loved
but those prays were never answered
my heart was blackened
will somebody tell me what truelove means
you gave me like
you gave me my dreams
you gave me my prays
you gave me means
raising my cries for the heavens to hear
for your love I’ll be a slave
i get on my knees everyday
and pray that I’ll find somebody to love me someday
finding no one i cry the finial tear
living without love is the ultimate nightmare
an awaiting paradise awaits my blacked soul
afraid to love again
but like everything else love comes to an end
by you my heart was used and abused
we tried to love each other again in vain
love always comes with a price
you never ride for free
love fades away in the sands of time
in the rolling shadows of melting tears
in your eyes i feel the hunger
and the desperate tears that tears the night
even if you find love again
it will never be the same
my innocence lost
i live in darkness
with no light guiding me
you hold the key
that will unlock my heart
and set me free
i feel it burning this love i have for you
i am a man who is alone
searching for my heart too have a permeant home
i search far a wide
my heart lives on the razor’s edge
everybody seems to have love but me.