poop

poop is so good

it is very good

 

when you poop

its a verb

poop by itself

is a noun

 

its very strange

that this poem

doesn’t even rhyme

cuz this time

i did rhyme

 

a single solitary piece of poop

looks very nasty alone

but it stinks like poop

cuz it is poop

 

you step in poop

there is poop on your shoe

you are not happy when there is poo

on your shoe

 

oh, the wonders of poop!

i wonder what they’ll use poop to do next

probably to eat it

or probably to have a seat in it

Mr. Mister

Mr. Mister is the meanest mister in all the lands.

He hands out sour cream, instead of yogurt

He isn’t the richest person

But he is still a mean person

 

He rapes all the towns grapes

And sometimes he hangs off my drapes!

But for some reason

He is very popular among the peasants

 

He flies in his luxury plane

He got it from the future

I wonder why he did that

It must cost a lot of pennies!

 

One day he went to the grocery store

And the grocery clerk was really board

So Mr. Mister pulled out a hundred

and said do you have change?

 

The grocery clerk said yes and gave him 4 20s

Mr. Mister shook his head and said

no, no, in pennies,

I must buy a kitty

 

It must not be very nice

to have lice

while your rolling dice

in the rice

A City Boy

ALL ALONE… ALL DARKNESS,

IN A STATE OF HELLESSNESS.

I AM THERE, IN THE GLOOM,

MY MMIND IS BANK, AS I AWAIT MY DOOM.

THEN, A VOICE FROM THE CORNER,

“COME IT IS TIME FOR YOUR TORTURE-“

“LET ME REPHRASE THAT, BOO!!”

“I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU.”

“WELL THEN YOU ARE IN FOR A SURPRISE…”

“…FOR YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS DARKNESS HIDES.”

“I AM UP FOR SUPRISES, SHOW YOURSELF.”

THRE WAS A LIGHT, AND HE DID SHOW HIMSELF.

I WAS HORRIFIED AT WHAT I SAW, AND ALL OF THE FUSS,

FOR THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF COWS, ALL YELLING,”MILK US”.

Roubie Boobie

There once was an old man tinkle balls,

 

You don’t wanna go to old man tinkle balls place…

 

ROUBIE GO: MISTA CORBEEEET!!!! MR CORBETT!!!!

 

STIMP & BOND GO:HE HE HEE! HEY ROUBIE BOOBIE-

 

MIS-

 

SHAVE DA SHEEP!

 

-TA-

 

MILK DA DONKAH!

 

COR-

 

BITE THE WEASEL!

 

-BEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!

 

STIMP AND BOND GO: HE HE HEEE!

 

MR DORK GO: ROUBAN!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! TAKE THE LOBSTER OUTTA MY PANTS!

 

FATLEY GO: HUH? WHA? AHHH! SHE DOESN’T HAV AHNE COUSINS!!… AH… AH’M SHOKING!

 

ROUBIE GO: AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! ::PINCHIE PINCHIE:: WOOO!

 

STIMP & BOND: HEY ROUBIE BOO-

 

ROUBIE: AHHHHH!!!!

 

 

THE END

The Monkey Poem

Yo yo monkey dudes,

I don’t like these foods,

I hate the nasty taste of berries,

the’re purple and putrid and really scary,

don’t you like bannanas better?

they make me feel just like a sweater.

I think you should put in the magic fruit,

the one that’s yellow and does not go “toot”.

So do me a favor and don’t make them nasty,

hurry, hurry, hurry, make haste, and be hasty!

FUNERAL lullaby SILENT SCREAMS

I’m chasing after broken dreams left out in the cold

The suffering is all i have to keep me warm

You took my all and left me loonily and empty

These are the lies of God, the lies of gos

 

I was never loved, my life means not a damn thing

And i scream inside for there is nothing left of me

And i await the end, the world will go on

Lost all i become and i scream inside for

this pain hasn’t made me a better man for you

 

I await a better day, but it never comes

The reaper beckons me I’m willing to take his hand

Death is where i belong, it will kill the pain

I close my eyes and dream of an awaiting paradise

Take my last breath to end it all

You took my everything and lest me with only sorrow

Just as i thought my suffering is over

There is always tomorrow

 

 

Since I was born I cried a thousand tears but no one seems to care

God laughs as I waste away

My cries fills the sea with sadness

Has my life mean anything?

Only your smile brought me happiness

Why was i born just to feel broken and torn

I bleed my tears to help face my fears

I’m filled with silent screams

 

When all is said and done i take the fall

My misery never ends its just begun

I’m drowning in my own sorrow

The love i never had will lead me to my final destiny

My silence means and end to the silent screams.

DREAM COME TRUE

needing sweet love to fulfill my dream

don’t be afraid to share your heart with me

together our love shall soar the skies so free i travel the world lost and alone

it seems I’m just a stranger to your heart

without your love i can’t make it through another day

in need for you to hold me tight

another tear bleeds from my eye tonight

always regretting when your hand slipped away

i got you on my mind

never missing love till it finally ends

don’t waste you time searching for love

it will come to you through a dream come true

i fell for you love so easily

you broke my heart and left me with pain and misery

like the winds of a dove

our love shall fly high above

like a tear our love will flow

UN wards to an endless sea of sadness

love never shine on hears of loneliness

their ain’t no wind to sail our love to happiness

you gota keep loving

or your soul will never be truly free

giving of myself but never gaining

my heart wonders endlessly

listen to these crying tears

we shared forbidden passion so breathlessly

trapped in a place so cold and alone

a place of ice and snow

lost far from being loved

my heart was destroyed without a trace

now i know this time our love is for real

it feels better then ever before

the way i felt

when i had you i was king

i played the part of the fool

i prayed to be loved

but those prays were never answered

my heart was blackened

will somebody tell me what truelove means

you gave me like

you gave me my dreams

you gave me my prays

you gave me means

raising my cries for the heavens to hear

for your love I’ll be a slave

i get on my knees everyday

and pray that I’ll find somebody to love me someday

finding no one i cry the finial tear

living without love is the ultimate nightmare

an awaiting paradise awaits my blacked soul

afraid to love again

but like everything else love comes to an end

by you my heart was used and abused

we tried to love each other again in vain

love always comes with a price

you never ride for free

love fades away in the sands of time

in the rolling shadows of melting tears

in your eyes i feel the hunger

and the desperate tears that tears the night

even if you find love again

it will never be the same

my innocence lost

i live in darkness

with no light guiding me

you hold the key

that will unlock my heart

and set me free

i feel it burning this love i have for you

i am a man who is alone

searching for my heart too have a permeant home

i search far a wide

my heart lives on the razor’s edge

everybody seems to have love but me.