come all ye young sailors and listen to me!
ill sing you a song of the fish in the sea!
and blow ye winds westerly, westerly blow!
we’re bound to the south’ard so steady she goes!!
SHaNAYNaY! waka waka waka, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that wee gets his own line, because he is special
Once there was a man from peru,
Who was dreaming of eating his shoe,
He woke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
To find that his dream had come true.
Parents.
Hey, dont do that
Keep your big mitts off that
Get this, get that. do this, do that.
Bummer
Seagulls
Fly high above.
A boy sitting alone
On a hill, looking, wondering.
Why not?
Time is
A mystery,
Filled with uncertainties,
An unknown space that never ends
Ever.
Ski-doos
They are yellow
Blizzards that really move
Crazy fun blazing trails in the woods
Winter
Ice Cream Ice Cream
Oh how i love Ice cream.
I take my spoon
and smile like a bafoon.
I dip my spoon in,
letting the fun begin.
I swallow the sweet ice
making me feel so nice.
I dip the spoon another time,
eating like i commited a crime.
I eat silently, going faster and faster,
leaving the area around me an ice cream disaester!
Ice cream on my lips and all over my face…
eating ice cream like it was a race.
The cold solid touching my toungue,
I worry about my arteries; Thank god i’m young!
I should stop eating for god’s sake!
Thats when i started getting a headache.
My head felt as it was about to explode,
oh boy was that ice cream cold.
I rushed to the cabinet to get some tylenol
i felt like i was about to fall.
I took the medicine and felts better,
although my face was a lot redder.
My headache was really bad,
it was getting me mad.
My sister snook in to take a peek,
she let out a small yell: “Eeek!”
I kicked the carton of ice cream,
and it hit her in the face; she screamed.
Ice Cream Ice Cream
Oh how I hate Ice Cream.
My Belly Button is in a pop-out way.
I can sit there and look at it all day!
It’s big and full of grey lint..
that stuffs pretty good, it takes like mint.
If I squeeze my belly, it looks like a butt….
I showed it to my brothers…they kneed me in the gut…
I had pain for like the next 7 days
they bruised my belly button, the doctor says…
The doc put bandages over my belly
an he put cream that was really smelly…
My belly button was fine in a week
while my brothers kept calling me a geek
they said with the bandages I looked like a mummy
but they didn’t notice they were removed, what dummies…
So now I have my belly button back
and now I have lint for a snack!
If I had 3 wishes
It’d be superb-o-licious!
I’d wish for a car
that would bring me near and far.
Until it ran out of gas
that’d be a pain in the ass…
But I could fart in the gas tank
which would make it STANK
but it would run
like a bullet from a gun!
I’d wish for a door
just like the one at the dollar store.
I could slam into the door
and then do it more and more!
I could ram my head at a 100 miles an hour
but don’t worry about the door: it only cost a dollar…
My last wish would be
the wish that left me with glee…
I would wish for the best thing of all
and nothing you could buy at the mall…
my last and final wish would be…
that I could wish for more wishes: exactly 3!
My Poetry
is very good poetry
In the beginning
it looks like I’m winning
Then
at the end
it all falls apart
So I go and fart.
Rat poop
is not as good as
My poop
because it has
Green goop
in the
Rat poop
and the
Rat poop
doesn’t smell like
My poop
because
My poop
smells like
Shit!
And tonight
there’s gonna be a fight
In the dark
not the light
We’ll meet in the park
And as we wait
We’ll toke it up
And if you’re late
You won’t get a hit
So I suggest
You bring your own weed
And if a pipe’s all you need
I can supply it
But don’t think you’re getting a free hit
And this morning
The cops came to my house
and gave me a warning
“Keep the music down!”
And then knocked me down
So I shot them and said
“You forgot to bring your own weed, man!”
And I sat there
smoking a bowl
or two or three
And then I was there
In that deep dark hole
filled with poo and pee
It looked to me
like I ran out of weed!
Ass Cream
not to be confused with
Ice Cream
does not work if
I Cream
in my, what was it?
Ass Cream!
Why don’t you try
To Cream
in my box of
Ass Cream
maybe then it will work if we
Both Cream
in the gooey goodness of
Ass Cream
Who’s Cream?
My Cream!
What Cream?
Ass Cream!!!
You
got
to
not
poo
on
you
and
me
and
can’t
you
see
the
yellow
in
my
pee?
Hello
window
shallow
water
yellow
water!
Sorry
I
wee
weed
in
the
pool!
And
school
sucks
so
does
your
mom
but
I
heard
your
dad
was
better!
I
fucked
your
sister
the
other
day!
It
was
really
lame
and
gay!
She
kept
calling
out
your
name
as
I
fucked
her
brains
out!
Oh
wait
she
aint
got
none
’cause
of
all
the
fags
she’s
fucked!
I’ve
got
a
lot
of
luck
when
I
scored
with
your
granny!
She
said
she
aint
had
a
real
man
since
she
fucked
you!
And
I’m
blue
not
like
you!
My
balls
fag
my
balls
are
blue!
And
now
I’m
gonna
sue!
Sue
you
and
your
mother
and
your
father
and
your
sister
and
your
granny
and
you!
I’m
all
fucked
up
now
I
think
I’ll
upchuck
now
in
your
mom’s
pussy
and
watch
her
throw
a
tissy
and
then
I’ll
shit
in
her
cunt
and
watch
your
father
lick
it
up!
Wassup?!
My
dick
when
I
saw
you!
Wow
you
fag
get
off
my
dick
I
aint
say
you
could
suck
me!
No!
You
gonna
fuck
me
in
the
butt!
What?
No
you
aint
fagget
get
the
hell
away!
And
that’s
all
for
today!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
There you stand
Like a dumb ass
As you feel the back of my hand
Across your ugly ass face
There aint a damn thing you can do
You know the words so sing
And eat my poo
Don’t take it like a man
Don’t take it like a ho
Getting pimp slapped, oh no
‘Cause you aint my ho
And I aint your pimp
No one would want to fuck you
‘Cause you ugly and have a gimp
So what you gonna do?
Take it like a bitch
That’s right
‘Cause you MY bitch
I’m right
And don’t bitch
Uh huh
About bein’ my bitch
Wuh huh
Be proud to be my bitch
Shoo be do whap
You stupid bitch
Wooby dooby scooby dooby do whap
That’s right, ’cause you MY BITCH!
Now get down and suck it, bitch.