London Bridge is burning up
Burning up
Burning up
London Bridge is burning up
Cuz I wanted to smoke it!!!!!!!!!!
London Bridge is burning up
Burning up
Burning up
London Bridge is burning up
Cuz I wanted to smoke it!!!!!!!!!!
Londons ass wears a crown
wears a crown
wears a crown
londons ass wears a crown
and now It’s homosexual
(SEXXXXXXXXU-OO-OO-ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!)
my butt didn’t pass preschool
pass preschool
pass preschool
my butt didn’t pass preschool
so it is a dumbass
(get it?)
I just ripped a big loud fart,
big loud fart,
big loud fart,
I just ripped a big loud fart,
and everybody died.
who will buy my purple shoe
purple shoe
purple shoe
if u dont i will run after you
and beat you to death with it until you pay up dammit
(after crazy old lady in camden wouldnt take no for answer, we dont want your freakin shoe!!!!!!!!!)
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
evil plan
evil plan
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
remove the plug
I once sneezed and corn fell out
corn fell out
corn fell out
I once sneezed and corn fell out
and now I’m lactose intolerant
i once fell and hit my head
hit my head
hit my head
i once fell and hit my head
and now im a woman
mary had a little lamb
she feed it on cream crackers
and every time she dropped a crumb
she kicked it in the knackers!
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bucket
I’ve often seen her little lamb
But I’ve never seen her … feed it
Mary had a little lamb
OOH OOH OOH SODIUUUMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUMMMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
GO SMOKE A SODIUM BICARBONATE
And then she drank the flow
Mary had a little lamb
He went and smoked his aunt
Why did he smoke a soup can
Go smoke a deoderant roll
Go smoke a macaroni and cheese
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mary had a little lamb
and his dick was all so shit up
It was all so small
But i did it any way.
When it went up in there
it started to fall out.
Even though i was a virgin
it still fell out.
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the window sill,
To see if they would …. fall off
Mary had a little lamb
and a side order of fries