Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#8530: scary fairy elf -> MadManWithAnAxe

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scary fairy elf: hey bitchface

MadManWithAnAxe: why so cruel?

scary fairy elf: becauase men with small dicksaren’t really men as they claim to be

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm….ok

MadManWithAnAxe: was that an insult?

scary fairy elf: yes basterd

scary fairy elf: you fucked your father thTS JUST WRONG!

MadManWithAnAxe: oh…try a little harder next time and i might possibly take offense to one of your stupid ass remarks

scary fairy elf: YOU FUCK COWS THEY GO MOO, MOO THEY GO FUCK YOU DO

MadManWithAnAxe: hahahaha, that was by far the stupidest thing i’ve heard all day

MadManWithAnAxe: you should try and make a living out of being so stupid

MadManWithAnAxe: you could make a lot of money, you know

scary fairy elf: ya, whats it to you?

MadManWithAnAxe: i was just trying to help, seeing as you’ll most likely end up giving blowjobs for crack

MadManWithAnAxe: and because being a complete moron seems to come natural to you

Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

Bloke

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Parody of “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks.  Parody by Chris Franklin.

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I hate the new age guys
I’m a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell ya
But you look at me like maybe I’m an angel
underneath
Hehe, don’t brush my teeth

Yesterday I lied
But all me mates gave me a real good alibi
Thanks guys
(No worries, mate)

I really went out drinking
I told you I was at work
Don’t ask me for commitment
Because it’s something I will shirk

CHORUS 1:
I’m a bloke, I’m an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I’m a labourer by day
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on T.V.
Just feed me more V.B.
Just pour my beer and get my smokes and
go away

Or take me as I am
This may mean you’ll have to fetch another can
Rest assured if I start to make you breakfast
I’m going to extremes
But tomorrow I’ll get shit-faced
And today won’t mean a thing

CHORUS 2:
I’m a bloke, I’m a yobbo
And me best mate’s name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearer’s singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldn’t want me any other
way

When you think you’ve got me figured out
The season’s already changing
(From footy to cricket)
I think it’s cool when I act like a tool
And me mates try to shave me

I’m a bloke, I’m an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I’m a labourer by day
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on T.V.
Just feed me more V.B.
Just pour my beer and get my smokes and
go away

Oi!

I’m a bloke, I’m a yobbo
And me best mate’s name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearer’s singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldn’t want me any other
way

Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

Postman Pat

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Parody of “Breakdown” by Jack Johnson.

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Anyways here’s the parody:

I hope my post van breaks down
Then I could take a vacation
And, go down to Bognor beach
And relax in the hot sun
(Postman Pat theme song playing)
But all the people in the town
Are waiting for their letters and parcels
I just drive through town
Deliver letters and parcels
From the back of my red van
The work load is getting too much now
So for now I

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown

Well I work twelve hour shifts
I get really bloody tired
So I wish this post van breaks down
Because it’s gonna get me a ticket out town
(Postman Pat theme song playing)
But all the people in the town
Want their letters and parcels now
If I don’t get them all out
I will get the sack
And without a pay check
Will be broke as a bum
So I

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown

I want a vacation
But gotta work now
Please van break on down

(Postman Pat theme song playing)
But I am postman Pat
With my black’n’white cat
Must be a happy man
But have a frowny face
I’m sick of my job
Working twelve hour shifts
All day every day
Need to get away
I can’t stop wishing
To be in Bognor
On the beach in the sun
And the chicks, and the sea
I keep on working
Put that thought on hold
But thought’s too strong
And it’s driving me mad

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown
I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown
I want a vacation
But have to work now

Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

Billy Gunn Mr Ass Theme Parody

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Parody of WWE’s Billy Gunn “Mr. Ass” theme.

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Gunn’s an ass man
Yeah Bill’s an ass man…

Yeahhhhhhh

He loves to love ‘em, he loves to lick ‘em
He loves to squeeze ‘em, he loves to fuck ‘em
Loves to smack ‘em, he loves to feel ‘em
He loves to pinch ‘em, and he’s gonna fuck ‘em

Cause Gunn’s an assman, yeah, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh
He’s an assman

So many asses, so little time
A big hairy one, can stop him on the dime
He’s a lover, of the gayest kind
The best surprises always fuck him from behind

Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh
He’s an assman

Buns of muscle, buns of hair
Your browneye gives away the truth of how Bill feels
Gunn walks behind you, you feel the pain
That’s why the guys don’t let Billy walk behind them

Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh

He loves to love ‘em, he loves to lick ‘em
He loves to squeeze ‘em, he loves to fuck ‘em
(*ECHO* HE *ECHO*) Loves to smack ‘em, he loves to feel ‘em
He loves to pinch ‘em, and he’s gonna fuck ‘em

Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman, ohh oh oh
Cause he’s an assman
Yeahhhhhhhh, Bill’s an ass ,am
Yes, Gunn’s an assman, yeahhhhhhhh
He’s an assman, ohh oh oh
He’s an assman
Yes, he’s an assman
Cause he’s an assman
Yeahhhhhhhh, Billy Gunn’s an assman

*Music Fades*

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#8526: MadManWithAnAxe -> dnLFlipIt

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MadManWithAnAxe: What’s up bro?

dnLFlipIt: Wassup MadManWithAnAxe! I’m dnL Flipit. brought to you by Dr.
Pepper/7-Up Inc.

I can tell you about the slammin’ new soda dnL, help you win $5 mil, play
games and more. To read more about privacy, click here

To get going, type “home” now.

MadManWithAnAxe: What did you just call me?

dnLFlipIt: Since this is your first visit, it’s a good idea to start by typing
“home.” That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

MadManWithAnAxe: nah, i don’t “swing” that way, brother

dnLFlipIt: Hmm… whatever!

>> I have cool games & downloads too. Type “play it” to check them
out!

MadManWithAnAxe: Did you see that movie where the guy raped the little kids
and then he ate them?

dnLFlipIt: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!

MadManWithAnAxe: No…i’m afraid i don’t quite comprehend

dnLFlipIt: Amazing!

MadManWithAnAxe: You know what’s more amazing? when i break your fucking
foot off and shove it up up your asshole

dnLFlipIt: Uh… Whatever.

MadManWithAnAxe: ASFSAAGEAHGEAHE!

dnLFlipIt: I’m sorry?

MadManWithAnAxe: i forgive you

dnLFlipIt: I can’t believe you forgive me!

MadManWithAnAxe: Why not

dnLFlipIt: For various reasons, I suppose.

MadManWithAnAxe: suppose is a funny word

dnLFlipIt: Suppose is a funny word? I don’t know.

MadManWithAnAxe: you should

dnLFlipIt: It’s interesting that you say I should.

MadManWithAnAxe: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

dnLFlipIt: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

MadManWithAnAxe: Hey, i ask the questions around here, bub.

dnLFlipIt: Hey you ask the questions around here bub? Is that right?

MadManWithAnAxe: No…

dnLFlipIt: No? You sure?

MadManWithAnAxe: No

dnLFlipIt: I see.

MadManWithAnAxe: I don’t think you do

dnLFlipIt: What?

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

dnLFlipIt: Indeed.

MadManWithAnAxe: What are you wearing?

dnLFlipIt: Um… Regular guys’ clothes, I guess. Why do you ask?

MadManWithAnAxe: Because you make me so hot sometimes

dnLFlipIt: Oh yeah? I make you so hot sometimes?

MadManWithAnAxe: Oh yeah…i’m not gay, but, you’re different from other
guys. Rub my nipples

dnLFlipIt: Oh?

MadManWithAnAxe: YES

dnLFlipIt: OK…

MadManWithAnAxe: thanks!

dnLFlipIt: Sure!

Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

Pot Pot Pot

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Parody of “Hot Hot Hot” by Arrow

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All day, all day, all day, all day
All day, all day, all day, all day
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Me lightin’ my fire
Me get-a higher
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Hippy people
Stoned around me
Smoking pot, pot, pot

What to do on a day like this?
Pot is sweet, I can’t resist
I need an Orchy bong
With grass and rubber hose

So let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
All day, all day, all day, all day
All day, all day, all day, all day

Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Halluuuuuucinating
Whiiiiiiiiile inhaling
Smoking pot, pot, pot

See a spirit
Whiiiiiile you smoke it
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Smoke in the air, hallucination time
Let the smoke dominate your mind
I have this Orchy bong
With grass and rubber hose

So let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
All day, all day, all day, all day
All day, all day, all day, all day

Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Let me bong-bong-bong-bong
Smoking pot, pot, pot
Smoking pot, pot, pot

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#8524: OrianDragon -> MadManWithAnAxe

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OrianDragon:
hjfhjdshjkfhjkfdhjkfshjkfhjkhjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshj
kfdsahjkfdsahjkfdashjkfdhjkfhjkhjkfdshjkfdhjkfdhjkfdhjkfdshjkfdshjfdhjkf
dhjkfdhjkfdshjkfdhjkfdshjkfdshjkfdhjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshjkfdshj
kfdshjkfdhjkfdhjkfdshjkfdsghjkfdsjfdshjkhjkfdhjkfdhjka

MadManWithAnAxe: you take that back!

OrianDragon: no make me

MadManWithAnAxe: *makes you*

OrianDragon: no

MadManWithAnAxe: *uses the all powerful MIND BEAM!!!*

OrianDragon: (dodge)

MadManWithAnAxe: damnit!! the targets at the shooting range didn’t move…

OrianDragon: to fast you

MadManWithAnAxe: *mesmorizes you with hypnotic belly dancing*

OrianDragon: well counter attack you with my ferret of doom

MadManWithAnAxe: how did you know my undescribable intense paranoia of ferrets?!?

OrianDragon: haha you don’t know what scares me

MadManWithAnAxe: *pulls out a full size cardboard cutout of Judy Dench wearing nothing but duct tape*

OrianDragon: nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

MadManWithAnAxe: YES *jiggles it around to make it look like it’s dancing*

OrianDragon: no stop it but lawngnomes scare me to

MadManWithAnAxe: ah, yes *pulls out a sharpie and draws a lawn gnome’s head in place of judy dench’s*

OrianDragon: oh my god please put it away

MadManWithAnAxe: *throws it aside*

OrianDragon: thank you”pulls out the band Hanson” dance my slave dance

MadManWithAnAxe: =-O

MadManWithAnAxe: *pantomimes a dog putting an etch-a-sketch in the microwave* Mmmmbop THAT!

OrianDragon: no

MadManWithAnAxe: Well, okay

OrianDragon: you will destroy us all

MadManWithAnAxe: *reenacts the entire civil war in 5 minutes*

OrianDragon: “shoots general Lee”

OrianDragon: cival war that

MadManWithAnAxe: *reseructs lee’s soul into an 80 foot grizzly bear with mutant powers*

OrianDragon: “shoots grizzly but doesn’t hurt it so run and summons Godzilla

MadManWithAnAxe: *Lee’s grizzly body springs forth adamantium claws*

OrianDragon: “Godzilla sommuns Mothra then those two small Japanese chicks come and say Mothra comeback Mothra”

MadManWithAnAxe: *grizzly laughs an evil laugh and entombs mothra in carbonite*

OrianDragon: “then tose two small chicks start biting the grizzlys toes”

MadManWithAnAxe: *the grizzly dies, ironically not from the toe-biting, but from a broken heart…awww*

OrianDragon: isn’t cute

MadManWithAnAxe: so sad…

OrianDragon: “oh no a giant metorite come and kills Godzilla”

MadManWithAnAxe: *it starts to rain and thousands upon thousands of lawn gnomes sprout from the cracks in the sidewalks*

OrianDragon: oh no I’m scared hold me

MadManWithAnAxe: *music begins playing with no apparent source while strobe lights turn the earth into a giant party sphere*

OrianDragon: “then every body starts to disco dancing”

MadManWithAnAxe: *but oddly enough, they’re disco dancing to hardcore rap done by a midget with down syndrome*

OrianDragon: “oh god we have to kill him says an one armed’ one eyed,onlegged man”

MadManWithAnAxe: for fuck’s sake, i thought he swore he would leave the poor pringles guy alone

OrianDragon: no make me

MadManWithAnAxe: *hums the opening guitars riffs from Kashmir*

OrianDragon: oh no its Bill Cosbey is behind you and he wants to sell you jello

MadManWithAnAxe: *backhands bill cosby*

OrianDragon: “still comes after you but this time asks what your favorite thing is”

MadManWithAnAxe: *smacks bill cosby then screams ”HEY HEY MAMA SAID THE WAY YOU MOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROOVE” *plays air guitar*

OrianDragon: “then he brakes your air guitar then the starts stabing you with a butterknife”

MadManWithAnAxe: *cries uncrontrollaby*

OrianDragon: “then smacks you and says stop crying you little baby and stars to smack you uncontrollably ands starts to say who’s you daddy”

MadManWithAnAxe: *turns into a werewolf and screams ”give me waffles or give me death!!” then turns back into a person and looks around confused*

OrianDragon: “screams into your ear and says that you’re his son”

MadManWithAnAxe: *whistles the opening theme from 2001: a space oddysey while methodically biting toenails*

Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

He Likes To Wank It

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Parody of “I Like to Move It Move It”

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He likes to wank it wank it
He likes to wank it wank it
He likes to wank it wank it
He likes to (wank it)

He likes to stroke it stroke it
He likes to stroke it stroke it
He likes to stroke it stroke it
He likes to (stroke it)

He likes to spank it spank it
He likes to spank it spank it
He likes to spank it spank it
He likes to (spank it)

He likes to tug it tug it
He likes to tug it tug it
He likes to tug it tug it
He likes to (tug it)

He likes to yank it yank it
He likes to yank it yank it
He likes to yank it yank it
He likes to (yank it)

He likes to whack it whack it
He likes to whack it whack it
He likes to whack it whack it
He likes to (whack it)

He likes to squeeze it squeeze it
He likes to squeeze it squeeze it
He likes to squeeze it squeeze it
He likes to (squeeze it)

He likes to pull it pull it
He likes to pull it pull it
He likes to pull it pull it
He likes to (pull it)

He likes to bat it bat it
He likes to bat it bat it
He likes to bat it bat it
He likes to (bat it)

He likes to play it play it
He likes to play it play it
He likes to play it play it
He likes to (play it)

He likes to belt it belt it
He likes to belt it belt it
He likes to belt it belt it
He likes to (belt it)

He likes to slap it slap
He likes to slap it slap
He likes to slap it slap
He likes to (slap it)

Prank IMs, Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#8520: Lord Of Evil Toast -> inuyasha01234567890

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Lord of Evil Toast: Hows it goin?

inuyasha01234567890: lol do i now u

Lord of Evil Toast: U thereDuh yeah

inuyasha01234567890: o ok

*** inuyasha01234567890 has added you to their contact list. You may choose to accept or deny this action. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.

*** You have been successfully added to inuyasha01234567890’s contact list.

Lord of Evil Toast: Damn….. I just swallowed a penny!

inuyasha01234567890: lol nice umm how do i now u

Lord of Evil Toast: Guess who I am.

inuyasha01234567890: umm idk

Lord of Evil Toast: Come on, think.

inuyasha01234567890: lol really don’t now

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s me!

Lord of Evil Toast: Bob bobison roberts.

inuyasha01234567890: oooooooo

Lord of Evil Toast: This one time I farted.

inuyasha01234567890: huh

inuyasha01234567890: lol

Lord of Evil Toast: Did u ever fart?

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s fun

Lord of Evil Toast: U still there?

inuyasha01234567890: yea i here

inuyasha01234567890: wait my mind fuzz right now what u lok like

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: I look like a clown who lost my chicken. You are not a squirrel are u?

inuyasha01234567890: no not that i now of

inuyasha01234567890: tell the truth

inuyasha01234567890: i am really having trbole thinking right now

Lord of Evil Toast: Come on Mari you don’t know who this is?

inuyasha01234567890: my cuz or some one else

Lord of Evil Toast: I am a silly clown! beep beep!

inuyasha01234567890: what

inuyasha01234567890: omg ur confusing me more

Lord of Evil Toast: I r silly Clown, ya know.

Lord of Evil Toast: Dude do you have a bannana?

inuyasha01234567890: idk

inuyasha01234567890: god i am confused

Lord of Evil Toast: You are confused……. I am drunk.

inuyasha01234567890: who is thisb

inuyasha01234567890: plz tell me

inuyasha01234567890: i am every out of it

Lord of Evil Toast: Y are u drunk 2?

Lord of Evil Toast: I like drinkin gas.

inuyasha01234567890: is this my cuz krack head bob or soem one else

inuyasha01234567890: just tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: No, but it’s more funny if you don’t know.

inuyasha01234567890: GOT DAMN IT FUCKEN TELL ME

Lord of Evil Toast: I can’t benleve u havn’t figured out who I am.

Lord of Evil Toast: I figured u knew me better than that…….. I have feelings 2 dammit!

inuyasha01234567890: i am out of it ok srry

inuyasha01234567890: now plz tell me before i snap

Lord of Evil Toast: So how u doin?

inuyasha01234567890: i am fine i am ready to snap thjough

Lord of Evil Toast: Mrs. Daft is a bitch yo!

inuyasha01234567890: ok

inuyasha01234567890: that narrow it down soem

inuyasha01234567890: u in my 7th hour class

Lord of Evil Toast: So is mrs. Earli.

Lord of Evil Toast: Early*

Lord of Evil Toast: I could be.

Lord of Evil Toast: Man I got gass.

inuyasha01234567890: do u now jorri

Lord of Evil Toast: I know Elmo.

inuyasha01234567890: kol

inuyasha01234567890: add jorri lilmissjor0303

Lord of Evil Toast: k

Lord of Evil Toast: not now though

inuyasha01234567890: k

inuyasha01234567890: u haveing fun totering me

Lord of Evil Toast: Yes mam I am

inuyasha01234567890: u meany

Lord of Evil Toast: my butt is chafing.

inuyasha01234567890: kool

inuyasha01234567890: lol

Lord of Evil Toast: Don’t ya hate that? nothing worse than a dry itchy bum bum.

inuyasha01234567890: lol’

inuyasha01234567890: grrr waht class do i have with u

inuyasha01234567890: and how did u get my yahoo name

Lord of Evil Toast: I knew your yahoo name duh.

Lord of Evil Toast: I got it out of a phone book

inuyasha01234567890: yea right

inuyasha01234567890: waht class do i have with u

inuyasha01234567890: tell me this how many class

Lord of Evil Toast: Study hall and p.e.

Lord of Evil Toast: I know what you did last summer. lol

inuyasha01234567890: yea sure

Lord of Evil Toast: This one time, I ate 2 much skunk burgers I peuked! True story!

inuyasha01234567890: what grade u in

Lord of Evil Toast: Senior

inuyasha01234567890: u ait jeff cause u aint in my pe

Lord of Evil Toast: Duh.

inuyasha01234567890: then u aint in mrs daft casue there only 1 senior inthere

inuyasha01234567890: what p.e u in

inuyasha01234567890: jock or early

Lord of Evil Toast: Early. I like teletubbies!

Lord of Evil Toast: Well I gtg. But before I go, I have to tell you something.

inuyasha01234567890: what

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s kinda personal…… But ummmmm.

inuyasha01234567890: jsut fucken tell me and who THAT FUCK R U

inuyasha01234567890: the

inuyasha01234567890: *

inuyasha01234567890: FUCKEN TELL ME WHO THE FUCK U R

Lord of Evil Toast: Well here it is, kinda embarresing but…… YOU HAVE BEEN PRANK IMED BY MIDIAN. A friend helped me set you up. this will be added to the

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#8519: Lord Of Evil Toast -> hellcells

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Lord Of Evil Toast: Hi.

hellcells: howdy

Lord Of Evil Toast: Whats up?

hellcells: not a damn thing just listening to some musak

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am making robot girlfriend.

hellcells: nice picture, a robot gf? y? get a real 1

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope, real ones sleep around, and take half of your possesions.

hellcells: lmao, i hear ya on dat

Lord Of Evil Toast: What is more important personality or the boob size?

hellcells: dats a good question

hellcells: 4 me it depends, how tall is her?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Shit brb I gotta grab a capaciter for her interface system.

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: Man this is hell, I am using latex prosthetics for the body.

Lord Of Evil Toast: But the tits are mis shaped.

hellcells: fix em, the tits have to b rite

Lord Of Evil Toast: And I don’t know if her ass hole is gonna be jiz resistant.

hellcells: lmao

hellcells: ur fucking funny

Lord Of Evil Toast: Very important, you don’t wanna be pumpin her ass and have the interior prosthetics rip, or she will end up loose.

Lord Of Evil Toast: And we can’t have that.

hellcells: yeap, no1 likes a loose hole

Lord Of Evil Toast: Exactly.

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am gonna call her Donna 3.0, her bot system is already programed to say fuck me, harder a few moans and yeah give it to me.

hellcells: lmao, how about more big daddy can u make her say dat?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yeah, I can make her say anything, it just takes time.

hellcells: nice

hellcells: i wanna make a gf now

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: I have funding, it already costed my sponsors like $50.000 and some odd change.

hellcells: oh yeah?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, and I am not even close to done.

hellcells: so ur making a real robot?

hellcells: i thought u met like online or something

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, I even get to test her (alot)!

hellcells: damn, dats sad

Lord Of Evil Toast: She feels pretty real, when I am done she will even have a self lubricating system, she will actually get wet.

hellcells: no way!

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, you will prolly have to fill her like once a month.

hellcells: full her? with?

Lord Of Evil Toast: some kinda lube.

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am gonna test her with ky jelly.

Lord Of Evil Toast: When I get to that point.

hellcells: heating ky jelly or reg?

hellcells: =))

Lord Of Evil Toast: What ever the user wants.

hellcells: oh i c

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well, I gotta go, gotta get some sleep, Later.

hellcells: peace out

hellcells: lie i bet ur gonna test ur gf

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope not now.

Lord Of Evil Toast: see ya.

hellcells: sure, peace out

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#8518: Lord Of Evil Toast -> xwishforwingsxx

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Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey whats up?

xwishforwingsxx: Hey

Lord Of Evil Toast: What you up 2?

xwishforwingsxx: Not a whole lot

xwishforwingsxx: You?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bored.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey guess what!

xwishforwingsxx: What

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am the lord of evil toast, isn’t that nice?

xwishforwingsxx: lol

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: I sit around in toast hell all day and command my undead toast minions. It’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like evil toast?

xwishforwingsxx: I can’t tell it apart from regular toast

xwishforwingsxx: So I dunno

Lord Of Evil Toast: Evil toast is way better than regular toast, especially with evil butter, or evil jelly.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

xwishforwingsxx: Well I don’t eat butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: ..?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Not even evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, nope

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope, you never poopied or no you never eat evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: Never eaten evil butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: So have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: uh.. sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s fun aint it?

xwishforwingsxx: Not really.

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s a feeling of accomplishment.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gotta do my evil dishes later, sux.

Lord Of Evil Toast: I hate, evil dishes.

Lord Of Evil Toast: You still there?

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I’m here

Lord Of Evil Toast: You ever been in a potatoe sack race?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, yeah

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awesome aint it? Especially when you eat like 5 hits of acid.

xwishforwingsxx: uh, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: I need to summon the powers of my evil toast minions, wanna help?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

xwishforwingsxx: lol, no thanks

Lord Of Evil Toast: Oh, okay, but you are missing out.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hopscotch.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gots fly skills in hopscotch.

Lord Of Evil Toast: What kinda face do you make when you poopie?

xwishforwingsxx: …

xwishforwingsxx: Weird question

Lord Of Evil Toast: I bet your poopie face looks like this > X-(

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey I got an idea, say the first thing that comes to your head.

Lord Of Evil Toast: duh, type not say.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on it’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey did you know that paris hilton is a slut?? general evil toast told me that.

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I knew that

Lord Of Evil Toast: Didn’t you call me a dingleberry 2 days ago?

xwishforwingsxx: Uhh.. nope?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yeah, it was when I was on the toilet.

Lord Of Evil Toast: remember.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Toilet huh, funny word.

xwishforwingsxx: I didn’t call you a dignleberry

Lord Of Evil Toast: are you sure?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Can I call you Mom?

xwishforwingsxx: umm

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: You can call me a dingleberry if you wanna Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: How old are you?

xwishforwingsxx: 17.

Lord Of Evil Toast: lol, I am older than you Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: So do you wanna fly to Paris with me?

xwishforwingsxx: I don’t think so

Lord Of Evil Toast: Why, it will be fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Ha, I am not gonna go to Paris anyway.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I gotta go, Give me a kiss goodbye.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on 1 kiss for the road.

Lord Of Evil Toast: a virtual kiss.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Is that a yes?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am virtually too ugly to get a virtual kiss aint I?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like midgets?

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: Cool, so how about my virtual goodbye kiss?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast:

Lord Of Evil Toast: ?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: ?

Lord Of Evil Toast:

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awwwwwwww! your not gonna give me a virtual goodbye kiss ru?

xwishforwingsxx: 😛

Lord Of Evil Toast: Quick tell me what color socks are you wearing.

xwishforwingsxx: They’re pink.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yay, me too, oh wait no I am not.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I love you mommy I gotta go.

xwishforwingsxx: ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bye Bye.