Q: Where do cows go to have fun?
A: The moo-vies!
Joke #8857
Q: Why was the policeman in bed?
A: Because he was an undercover cop.
Joke #8856
Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?
A: A little hoarse.
—
Another version of this joke:
Q: When is an alien like a pony?
A: When he’s a little hoarse.
Joke #8855
Q: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?
A: A cauliflower.
Joke #8854
Q: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?
A: Cold cream.
Joke #8853
Q: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Joke #8852
Q: What did one cool alien say to the other?
A: Yo! You’re a far out dude!
Joke #8851
Q: What is black and white and blue all over?
A: A skunk in the North Pole
superduperdeadscript
superduperdeadscript – n. the subscript of a superscript of a superscript
supersubmarinescript
supersubmarinescript – n. the superscript of a subscript of a subscript
supersubscript
supersubscript – n. the superscript of a subscript
submarinescript
submarinescript – n. the subscript of a subscript
superduperscript
superduperscript – n. the superscript of a superscript
subperscript
subperscript – n. the subscript of a superscript
thinking cap
thinking cap – n. an imaginary thing that you put on your head that actually is supposed to help you think. Can be bought (or stolen) at any Target, K-Mart, or other fine stores that look like they may go bankrupt