Walk slow
Talk loud and clear
Move quick
Walk slowly
Talk loudly and clearly
Move quickly
The Rock
The rock broke the window
Sunny misses his old friends
My sister has told a terrible lie
Our cat worried the bird
Mrs. Guervara
Mrs. Guervara photographed…
Paul seems…
The highest mountain in North America is…
His doctor shut…
The Door
The door squeaked
Safiya laughed
Most of the guests have left
We’re Going to the Movies…
Suck
Walk
Legally
Drink
Swim
Black + yellow
Lady bugs
Opposite
Nick
The Great Gatsby: Shortened Into a Poem
The Great Gatsby
Is about a guy that was poor
And the love of his stupid life
Married someone stupid and rich
And when he got rich, he got a big stupid house
Then he tried to take back the stupid bitch
That he loved so much because he was stupid
And when she ran over the stupid person her
Stupid husband was cheating with
The husband that had the stupid wife that
Was cheating on him that was ran over, popped 4 caps
Into Stupid Gatsby’s ass
The End
Notes
Circles are involved
Graphing is involved
Finding area, splitting the shape, adding
Solve 4 problems with order of operations
Something
Blah
Yadda yadda
3 Pennies Taped Together
Hey there fool
I see you got a pool
In your backyard-thingy
But what’s more useful
Is the 3 pennies I taped together
For your shitty birthday
You wanted 1000 dollars
But instead I gave you 3 pennies taped together
Deductive Reasoning
Chan is older than Pedro
Pedro is older than Sarah
Valerie is older than Greg
Dan is older than Greg
Polygon G has more than 6 sides
Polygon K has more than 6 sides
There are three sisters
Two of them are athletes
And two of them like tacos
Can you be sure that both
Of the athletes like tacos?
At least one of the athletic sisters like tacos
A Sphere
OA, OB, and OD are radii
BD is a diameter
BC is a chord
BC is a secant
AT is a tangent
AT is a tangent segment
Crossroads
Why crossroads
Most oil regions where
Blo goal
Geography
Religions
Long-term economic concern
Main cause conflicts 1948-1973 clash
What happen first
Who became refugees
Intifada
Most land gs what
Why fought Persian Gulf War
oiL
Israel is country has what?
If Today Is Tuesday
If today is Tuesday, then tomorrow is Wednesday
Today is Tuesday
Therefore, tomorrow is Wednesday.
If a figure is a triangle, then it is a polygon
This figure is not a polygon.
Therefore, this figure is not a triangle
It is Tuesday and it is April
Therefore, it is Tuesday
It is a square or it is a triangle
It is not a square
Therefore, it is a triangle
Hawks Swoop, Gulls Glide
Hawks swoop or gulls glide
Gulls do not glide
It is true that “Hawks swoop or gulls glide”
Hawks do not swoop and gulls do not glide
It is not true that “Hawks swoop and gulls glide”
Hawks do not swoop or gulls do not glide
Will
Will is sleeping in class
It is not true that Will is sleeping in class
Will is not sleeping in class
Bonnie, Sheila, and Keiko
If Bonnie bellows, then Keiko cackles
If Keiko cackles, then Sheila does not shout
If Bonnie does not bellow or Keiko does not cackle, then Sheila shouts
Sheila shouts, and if Bonnie bellows, then Keiko cackles
It is not true that Sheila shouts if Bonnie bellows
If Bonnie does not bellow, then Keiko cackles and Sheila shouts