Zephendroyd1: how many christians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
davepoobond: 1, because he’s a priest and he makes the kid do it
Zephendroyd1: k
#10593: Zephendroyd1 -> davepoobond
Zephendroyd1: hi davepoobond
davepoobond: hi..
Zephendroyd1: is squackle poobond?
davepoobond: ?
Zephendroyd1: is squackle poobond?
davepoobond: what are you talkin about
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: hi
Zephendroyd1: nupes.com?
davepoobond: no.
davepoobond: www.squackle.com …..
Zephendroyd1: hey davepoobond
davepoobond: hey zephendroyd1
davepoobond: what do you want
Zephendroyd1: plz give autograph
davepoobond: no
Zephendroyd1: y?
davepoobond: its too expensive to give away for free
Zephendroyd1: PLZ GIVE PLZ NUPES
Zephendroyd1: PLZ GIVE SNUPES AUTOG
Zephendroyd1: GIVE AUTOG
davepoobond: :-!
Zephendroyd1: do you know adam
davepoobond: adam who
Zephendroyd1: the adam who you know
Zephendroyd1: adam nupes
davepoobond: i suppose…
Zephendroyd1: who adam nupes?
davepoobond: i dont know
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: whats his sn
davepoobond: bye
Zephendroyd1: his sn is gemini
davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
davepoobond: i remember now
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: i dont know him
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: go eat some custard
davepoobond: with some mustard
Zephendroyd1: dave do you remember that food with the white
davepoobond: and leave me alone
davepoobond: and go to talk on the phone
Zephendroyd1: nupes
Zephendroyd1: what is ur #?
davepoobond: 1-800-444-4444
Zephendroyd1: squackle poobond?
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: are you gonna call me?
davepoobond: i’m standing by my phone
Zephendroyd1: nopes to the nupes
davepoobond: comon, i cant leave my phone lines open all day
Zephendroyd1: ?
davepoobond: call me….
Zephendroyd1: I CANT CALL
davepoobond: my number is 1-800-444-4444
Zephendroyd1: CANT
davepoobond: WHY NOT
davepoobond: WHY NOT
Zephendroyd1: B?C IM AT COMPUTE LAB
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: dont be a puss
davepoobond: schools have phones
Zephendroyd1: I HVE NOT A PHONE
davepoobond: say you’re callin your mom
Zephendroyd1: NEARBY
davepoobond: DONT BE A PUSS
davepoobond: GET UP AND WALK TO ONE
Zephendroyd1: I CANT CALL OF
Zephendroyd1: CANT CALL OF
davepoobond: YES YOU CAN
Zephendroyd1: CANT CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
davepoobond: YES YOU CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Zephendroyd1: omg stink
Zephendroyd1: omg stink putezy
davepoobond signed off at 7:16:24 PM.
Zephendroyd1: omg stink putezy
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davepoobond signed on at 7:16:45 PM.
Zephendroyd1: hi
davepoobond: give me the IM we had
Zephendroyd1: for squackle?
davepoobond: yeah
Zephendroyd1: wiz00t
Zephendroyd1: <~~~celebrity
Zephendroyd1: =]
davepoobond: stupid AIM had an error
Zephendroyd1: hi
Zephendroyd1: k i have all the messg
Zephendroyd1: plz give a brief paragraph on why you like trix cereal
davepoobond: the extremely fruity flavor gives the tastebuds a world of tastes in one simple bite of flavored corn smothered in milk.
davepoobond: that’s 3 sentences which is one paragraph
Zephendroyd1: ^_^ k YU GET TEXT>NUPES
davepoobond: k…
Zephendroyd1 wants to send file Nupes.txt.
Zephendroyd1: accept poobond!
Zephendroyd1: accept poobond!
davepoobond received Nupes.txt.
Zephendroyd1: ACCEPT OR NO GET
Zephendroyd1: KK THX
davepoobond: thanks..
#10592: MadManWithAnAxe -> davepoobond
MadManWithAnAxe: well, well, well
davepoobond: eh eh eh?
MadManWithAnAxe: look what the cat dragged in
MadManWithAnAxe: if it isn’t mister slap-happy himself
davepoobond: look what your MOM dragged in
davepoobond: hahaha
MadManWithAnAxe: awwwwwwww
MadManWithAnAxe: :'( you can be so cruel sometimes, davey
davepoobond: sorry
MadManWithAnAxe: it’s ok
MadManWithAnAxe: i know what it feels like to be anally raped by my father….wait…no i don’t…sorry, i can’t help you
davepoobond: hmm
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry, i’m all out of bananas
#10591: MadManWithAnAxe -> davepoobond
MadManWithAnAxe: well, well, well
davepoobond: hi
MadManWithAnAxe: well?
davepoobond: well what
MadManWithAnAxe: i was hoping you knew
davepoobond: well i dont
MadManWithAnAxe: so…i have found your weakness
davepoobond: darn
davepoobond: :-$
MadManWithAnAxe: :-X
MadManWithAnAxe: i implore you to reconsider
davepoobond: what
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
#10590: MadManWithAnAxe -> davepoobond
MadManWithAnAxe: ()0oO()oO()o0OoOo()
davepoobond: wow
MadManWithAnAxe: it took me 7 years to type that
#10589: fartsinajar -> davepoobond
fartsinajar: shut the PUCK up
davepoobond: har har thats pretty funny there
fartsinajar: hahahaha\
fartsinajar: ha
fartsinajar: jhahaha
#10588: AnGeLbAbE21801 -> davepoobond
AnGeLbAbE21801: hi
davepoobond: hi
AnGeLbAbE21801: hi
davepoobond: hi
AnGeLbAbE21801: hi
davepoobond: hi
AnGeLbAbE21801: hi
AnGeLbAbE21801: boy this is an interesting convo
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: so what can i help you with
AnGeLbAbE21801: im jus really bored
#10586: CapnChubby -> davepoobond
CapnChubby: hahahhahhahahah hello kitty is japajanaesese
davepoobond: yeah..
CapnChubby: it rhymes with chinese
CapnChubby: like chinese food
CapnChubby: from the dollar store
CapnChubby: i bought it
CapnChubby: it was
CapnChubby: ummm
CapnChubby: a dollar
davepoobond: heh
CapnChubby: i think
CapnChubby: with the economics all screwed up, the dollar stores will either gain a lot of money because of low affordable prices, or go out of business because of lack of funding and high prices from inflation
CapnChubby: but they also have hair dye which surprised me and made me want to be a goth again
davepoobond: heh
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End of IMs5.
#10585: HardcoreNothing2 -> davepoobond
HardcoreNothing2: moo cow like me smell
davepoobond: hi
HardcoreNothing2: chessy croup
HardcoreNothing2: I almost forgot about, (he links to some virus site)
HardcoreNothing2: hi
davepoobond: hi
HardcoreNothing2: group*
HardcoreNothing2: are you stupider then um…squirrels on crack
davepoobond: why
HardcoreNothing2: just wondering
HardcoreNothing2: cause the garden gnomes told me you were
HardcoreNothing2: and so did the gay little penguins runnin around in my house
davepoobond: great
HardcoreNothing2: hey you dont find me amusing
HardcoreNothing2: fine then
HardcoreNothing2: dot put this conversaion on your site
HardcoreNothing2: mr squacle dot com
davepoobond: why not
davepoobond: its pretty stupid
davepoobond: and you are too
davepoobond: har har
HardcoreNothing2: i know im stupid you cheese face
davepoobond: ohhh burnnn
HardcoreNothing2: <3 )~~~~ thats a mouse
davepoobond: great
HardcoreNothing2: you big granola doorknob
HardcoreNothing2: you should go kiss a miss with a diss and the hiss at the blyss thatkills your wrist
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This was probably blowthetoad, but I have no idea, really.
#10584: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: blah
davepoobond: hi
stimpyismyname: i said blah not hi
stimpyismyname: theres always one person that votes for 1 on each game
stimpyismyname: arg
davepoobond: i do
stimpyismyname: all of them?
stimpyismyname: bastard
davepoobond: sure why not
stimpyismyname: why
davepoobond: why NOT
stimpyismyname: cause youre an ASSHOLE
davepoobond: lol
stimpyismyname: you vote too much
davepoobond: once…
davepoobond: for each game
stimpyismyname: you already voted for them all first
stimpyismyname: then you go back
davepoobond: no i dont
davepoobond: it saves it for you
davepoobond: you can only vote once
stimpyismyname: you flagget
stimpyismyname: thats right flagget
stimpyismyname: your a flaggie but a guy
stimpyismyname: yay bmg is 10th
davepoobond: ..
davepoobond: why are you callin me a flaggie
davepoobond: i didnt have a flag today
stimpyismyname: cause you twirl flags
stimpyismyname: and wooden guns
stimpyismyname: flagget
davepoobond: U WENT TO FAR, CUNT BUCKET
stimpyismyname: sausage fest
davepoobond: monkey turd
stimpyismyname: penis parade
davepoobond: ass circus
stimpyismyname: butt balloon
davepoobond: piss clown
stimpyismyname: gerald
davepoobond: fuk u
#10583: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: watch with email capabilities!!
stimpyismyname: eh?
stimpyismyname: aol tv?
davepoobond: subject in an email
davepoobond: no, a watch
davepoobond: with email capabilites
stimpyismyname: aol tv is stupid
davepoobond: its not AOL TV…
stimpyismyname: im just sayin
davepoobond: k…
davepoobond: i’m gonna get a computer that can hook up to a TV monitor
davepoobond: and then use a big screen
davepoobond: oh yeah
stimpyismyname: not as good resolution
stimpyismyname: unless you get hd or somethin
davepoobond: that’s why i’d only use it for playing games
stimpyismyname: uh huh..
davepoobond: i’d probably go for a plasma or hd
stimpyismyname: isnt that what youd want the resolution for
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: maybe
davepoobond: but i dont care
davepoobond: big screens rule
#10582: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname
davepoobond: blah
stimpyismyname: BLAH YOURSELF MOTHER TRUCKA
#10581: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond
stimpyismyname: blah
stimpyismyname: halb
stimpyismyname: labh
davepoobond: k…
stimpyismyname: lahb
stimpyismyname: byew
stimpyismyname: bye’
stimpyismyname: by
davepoobond: k
stimpyismyname: buy
davepoobond: bye
#10580: davepoobond -> dinsageofpower
davepoobond: hey gertrude
dinsageofpower: what?
dinsageofpower: who is this?
davepoobond: its me! dave! y’know, i rented you out last night
davepoobond: and you gave me your AIM sn cause you wanted to talk to me again
dinsageofpower: THIS IS NOT A WHORE, GO AWAY
davepoobond: what the hell?
davepoobond: gertrude, don’t be messing around…
davepoobond: you’re gonna lose a customer
dinsageofpower: MY NAME IS NOT GERTRUDE FUCK DAMMIT
dinsageofpower: GO AWAY
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He warns me to 35%.
I warn him to 49% from 19%.
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dinsageofpower: FINE
dinsageofpower: ILL MEET U SAME PLACE 9:00
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I warn him to 64%.
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dinsageofpower signed off at 3:28:59 PM.
#10579: davepoobond -> Aubaine II
davepoobond: chuck u. farley
Aubaine II: what?
davepoobond: CHUCK U FARLEY
Aubaine II: what is that supposed to mean?
davepoobond: CHUCK.
davepoobond: U.
davepoobond: FARLEY.
Aubaine II: why are you saying that?
davepoobond: CHUCK YOU FARLEY switch the CH and F…
Aubaine II: i don’t know and charley…so why are you saying that?
davepoobond: man you’re slow
Aubaine II: yes…I am
davepoobond: FUCK YOU CHARLEY
Aubaine II: ok, I understand your saying that, but why?
davepoobond: cause i hate you and your mom
Aubaine II: I don’t know you
davepoobond: and that stops me from hating you why?
Aubaine II: I don’t know
davepoobond: :-[
Aubaine II: ?
davepoobond: :-X
Aubaine II: Indeed…
davepoobond: :'(
davepoobond: lame ass
Aubaine II: who are you?
davepoobond: kurt hamet
Aubaine II: don’t know any kurt’s
davepoobond: have you seen Pearl Harbor
Aubaine II: yes
davepoobond: did you like it
Aubaine II: it had too much of a love story, took too long to get to the main part
Aubaine II: but it was alright
davepoobond: there’s no love story…what are you talking about
davepoobond: its just a buncha kids having sex in a parachute hangar
Aubaine II: close enough…
davepoobond: and they always show the money shot
davepoobond: i bet you like those dont you
Aubaine II: money shot?
davepoobond: yeah, the cum shot
davepoobond: where they show them having the orgasm
Aubaine II: I personally thought Tora Tora Tora was a better movie on Pearl Harbor….what does this have to do with anything anyways?
davepoobond: hrmm
davepoobond: lemme think
Aubaine II: take your time
davepoobond: sorry what
Aubaine II: nevermind
davepoobond: sweet dreams of rhythm and dancing
davepoobond: sweet dreams of passion througghhh the night
davepoobond: sweet dreams are taking overrrr
davepoobond: sweet dreams of dancing through the nighhtttt!
Aubaine II: ok…
davepoobond: oh now i remember
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I tried to warn him then, but it wouldn’t allow it.