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carppa

March 10, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

carppa – n. a zombie that drinks Gatorade

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Zombienet

March 10, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Zombienet – n. an alternate Internet that is created by slow, stupid, idiotic numbnuts that has speeds of less than 20 kb/s.  Has lots of information on zombie recipes as well as the dry food selection at Target stores in Orange County in California

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Zombie Land

March 10, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

Zombie Land – n. an area in which Zombies have created a peaceful society that moves at the pace of the general zombie inhabitants. Of course it all goes to shit once humans come by because they freak out and start shooting everyone in the head like the assholes they are. Those fucking douchebag humans.

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domrilaju

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

domrilaju – v. to stumble around Zombie Land

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dormril

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

dormril – v. to lustfully look at a man with a full beard even though there is a somewhat equally handsome man who is clean shaven right behind him

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DailyTitan

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

DailyTitan – n. a crappy school newspaper

Ex. I don’t want that DailyTitan.

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ueane

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

ueane – v. to move back into place after being forcibly adjusted, nullifying any attempt to fix your placement by someone else in the first place

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letedoj

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

letedoj – n. a quest to eradicate sin

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vocset

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

vocset – v. to hide a drink

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setcov

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

setcov – v. to smack a mupatum in the face with a hockey stick

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aprachek

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

aprachek – v. to smash an axe into a mupatum’s head while he isn’t looking

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stupastump

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

stupastump – n. a magical device that takes energy from your ass and turns it into electrical energy that is for the express purpose of electrocuting your titties

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apprac

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

apprac – n. an underground club/gang of archers

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pygcheck

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

pygcheck – n. a fuzzy animal on the end of a pole

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yassey

March 9, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment

yassey – v. to take a class during a vacation so you can drop another class during next semester

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