Q: What is a green and pecks on a tree?
A: Woody wood pickle.
Joke #10734
Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band.
Joke #10733
Q: What is a bow that you can’t tie?
A: A rainbow.
Joke #10732
Q: What do ghosts like on their roast beef?
A: Grave-y
Joke #10731
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
A: I’m falling for you!
Joke #10730
Q: How do mules open locked barns?
A: With don-keys
Joke #10729
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mom?
A: Look mom, no hands!
Joke #10728
Q: What doesn’t get wet when it rains?
A: The ocean.
Joke #10727
Q: What did the crop say to the farmer?
A: Why are you always picking on me?
Joke #10726
Q: What does a television have in common with a rabbit?
A: His ears!
Joke #10725
Q: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
Joke #10724
Q: What were Tarzan’s last words?
A: Who greased the vine?
Joke #10723
Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Joke #10722
Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
A: Because his grades were below C-level.
Joke #10721
Q: What do pigs give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Valenswines!