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Quote #13374

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“don’t smoke”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13373

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“oh hi smile glad to see you”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13372

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“getting no oxygen makes me bilious”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13371

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

::pointing to the ceiling::

“Oh no they shut us off again. Son-of-a-gun.”

Then she goes on talking about getting no oxygen and gaping crocodiles.

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13370

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“its my little gift to everyones one and all”

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Quote #13369

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“That-WOULD-DO-IT”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13368

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“wnte more or zero cred hext tihne”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13367

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“helloo! remember me? I’m the person that has ears and can listen, and I disapprove of all the language I’m hearing over there!”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13366

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“excuse me while I croach a little more”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13365

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“I sound like a crow”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13363

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“guys, someone is beepity beeping! wha’d you do?”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13362

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“we were just a puddle of perspiration yesterday”

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Quote #13361

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“we are ALL hungry, trust me, we are ALL hungry…”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13360

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“we ain’t talkin no woofies here, woof woof!”

“we are not talking woofies here, woof woof”

– Miss Canoffat

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(F) Quicky Jokes, (C) Sports Jokes, Jokes

Joke #13357

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the fly play outfield?

A: To catch the fly balls.

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