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Quote #13389

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the computer-something in the sky deciding when to add more students”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13388

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“take off the backpack and stay awhile”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13387

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“we’ve now dealt with the bathrooms…”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13386

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“SMILE Like as”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13385

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“uhhh children! Behaving badly!”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13384

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking about dying::

“you 21s and younger probably don’t think it will happen to you, but it will”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13383

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::acting like its the end of the world::

“you dropped it on the floor, and completely stepped on it!”

It was just a book.

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13382

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“what good will it do to me in hyperspace?”

She meant to say cyberspace, but didn’t actually want to.

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13381

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“he’s dead, and I can’t ask him why he named them these things”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13380

December 24, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“squash the little little pooshons”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13379

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“which is why I was picking brains…”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13378

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“little lawyer notes”

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Quote #13377

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“this doesn’t feel like a big stack of papers for me to grade!”

::tossing up a stack of paper::

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13376

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“the magazine people — no!”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13375

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“I will happy tomorrow”

– Miss Canoffat

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