Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?
A: Arrrgyle socks.
Joke #13831
Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling!
Joke #13830
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!
Joke #13829
Q: What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
A: Good mews!
Joke #13828
Q: What do you call it when our feline friends show good manners?
A: Eti-cat, of course!
Joke #13827
Q: What do you call a setter who can’t point?
A: Disa-pointing!
Joke #13826
Q: What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A: A doggone catastrophe!
bitemare
bitemare – n. a dream in which animals are attacking you
Joke #13823
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah more holiday jokes, please!
Joke #13822
ELF: “Santa, please slow down. I get nervous when you speed around corners.”
SANTA: “Do what I do. Close your eyes!”
Joke #13821
David: “Why are you bringing that plant to school?”
Jonathan: “For the holly-days.”
Joke #13820
Q: Why does Santa have a garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Joke #13819
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus who’s coming to dinner!
Joke #13818
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo to the school holiday show?
Joke #13817
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Megan.
Megan who?
Megan me will light the menorah tonight.