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Quote #14206

January 9, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“half–or–four”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14205

January 9, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Jasper, go back to sleep”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14204

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“call up your 6th grade math teacher and ask her how to do it because you weren’t listening in class!”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14203

January 9, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“what did we do with 5th and 6th grade? How do I round?”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14202

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“bring down the next zero”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14201

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“remember how to divide? oh oh!”

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Quote #14200

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“are we using our 5th grade math skills or what?”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14199

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“multiply both sides by x. Hey! that helps!”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14198

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“I’m going ‘oh I’m glad I remember my Algebra'”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14197

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“how do I go from the long leg to the small leg?”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14196

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“and they’ll say ‘wish I had nine more years to teach you'”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14195

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“you can get A’s and B’s or G’s and H’s!”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14194

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“you don’t even know the parts of a triangle. Kent, you’ve got 9 hours of homework tonight!”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14193

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“you love words? here’s words!”

– Mr. P-yooson

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Quote #14192

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“here comes a tough one! — paying attention question!”

– Mr. P-yooson

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