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Quote #14643

January 10, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“we are manufacturing them like gang bangers”

– Short Circuit 2 (1988)

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Quote #14642

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“the pogo stick guy is waiting for you upstairs”

– Short Circuit 2 (1988)

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Quote #14641

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“bubbles above! Bubbles above!”

– an “educational” video

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Quote #14640

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“don’t you sass me. I learn you sass me!”

::beats Huck 10 times::

– PBS version of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

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Quote #14639

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“ain’t no one gonna find us here!”

– PBS Version of The Adventures of Huck Finn

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Quote #14638

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“sure is pretty when them bells go off, don’t it”

– from a movie. Don’t know what this is from.

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Quote #14637

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“egg from mother, sperm from father”

– an “educational” movie

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Quote #14636

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“Why did Ernie the Exterminator honk at you?”

– Where the Heart Is (2000)

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Quote #14635

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“livin’ in a Wal-Mart isn’t my idea of successful”

– Where the Heart Is (2000)

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Quote #14634

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“I don’t know, Pez, twinkie, one of ’em”

– Where the Heart Is (2000)

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Quote #14633

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“Hey! There she is! The Wal-Mart mommy!”

– Where the Heart Is (2000)

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Quote #14632

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“Johnny 5 is alive!”

– Short Circuit (1986)

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Quote #14631

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“Los Locos kick your ass,

Los Locos kick your face,

Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!”

– Short Circuit 2 (1988)

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Quote #14630

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“He really did lose his marbles!”

– Hook (1991)

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Quote #14629

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“I’ve lost my marbles”

– Hook (1991)

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