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Quote #14933

January 12, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I would like to become a florist one day”

– from the TV

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Quote #14932

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“I don’t get them. Girls. Hrmmmm….”

– from the TV

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Quote #14931

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“Oh! My dick can do a wonderful trick! My dick can lay an egg!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14930

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“Baby Kelly doll comes with a bathroom full of stuff!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14928

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“Kitty kitty kittens”

– from the TV

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Quote #14927

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“It’s been raining hard all day, but right now, its letting up”

– from the TV

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Quote #14926

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“I look like the stooges! AHH! Good-”

::gets cut off::

– from the TV

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Quote #14925

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“They’re hungry lil’ critters!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14924

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“Papa smurf…corrupted by his own power!!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14923

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“I’m really glad that my mom. Got me the phonics game”

– from the TV

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Quote #14922

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“Make a rainbow in one simple stroke. Its magic!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14921

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“Dip dab and draw!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14920

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“Relp! Raggy! Re got me!”

– Scooby-Doo

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Quote #14919

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“I always thought you had the greatest boobs out of all of us. Hey baby, I like your boobs!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14918

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“Tuesday Wednesday Thursday. Tuesday Wednesday Thursday. The NBA is in the house, on TBS and TNT!!! TBS!”

– from the TV

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