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Quote #15085

January 15, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I wonder how it would feel to sit in a spider web all day”

– from the TV

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Quote #15084

January 15, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“…they’re coming out of the closet an they’re headin’ out the door”

– from the TV

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Quote #15083

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“the whole planet depends on buggy superstars! That’s what I like!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15082

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“J-E-L-L-ooh! It’s alivvve!”

– from the TV.  Probably from a Jello commercial.

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Quote #15081

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“…a wagon where poo comes alive!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15080

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“uh oh! spaghetti-ohs!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15079

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“don’t wear the black, without the blue. SELSUN BLUE”

– from the TV

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Quote #15078

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“when you have it all, treat it all”

– from the TV

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Quote #15077

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“What do you mean ‘ehhh?’ I don’t like spam!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15076

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“Have you lost weight? Because I think you’ve found it again”

– from the TV

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Quote #15075

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“..and then transplant it here”

– from the TV

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Quote #15074

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“I’ve got like 4 gallons of jing in there”

– from the TV

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Quote #15073

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“Hair shoppin’ today?”

– from the TV

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Quote #15072

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“We can see Rosie wedged inside”

– from the TV

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Quote #15071

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“ooohkey dokay now!”

– from the TV

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