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vegalame

June 3, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

vegalame – n. a lame vegetable

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prendiagredicianadab

June 3, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

prendiagredicianadab – n. a 7 foot 10 inch black cross-dresser who graduated from space camp

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dobludad

May 31, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

dobludad – n. a half eaten Cheetos on the bathroom floor with one piece in the trash can

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sadauerasg

May 29, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

sadauerasg – n. a long list of made up words you keep for years until you are able to define them arbitrarily

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rellevse

May 29, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

rellevse – n. a rip in the material of your bed sheets.  Can also apply to a fart you make underneath your bed sheets.

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agerado

May 29, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

agerado – n. a 71 minute lunch break

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argilm

May 29, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

argilm – n. a list of passwords you stick on your monitor or under your keyboard

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enga

May 29, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

enga – n. your favorite bathroom stall

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odicen

May 29, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

odicen – v. to hold your piss in for so long you start leaking.  It is used in the situation where you don’t have any abnormalities/medical conditions, and you’re just procrastinating in taking care of business

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stila

May 29, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

stila – n. an old man with a bagel

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Quote #23856

May 27, 2015 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The cause of the explosion happened, because the president of the U.S. didn’t want to take the insults in anymore.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23855

May 27, 2015 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“It was obvious that the oblivious child had jumped off the cliff.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23853

May 27, 2015 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“‘Whether or not the weather will be sunny or not we will have rain,’ the weather reporter said.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23852

May 27, 2015 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The affect of the explosion caused the side effect of a nuclear winter.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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Quote #23851

May 27, 2015 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“‘The role of the person lying on the street is to roll out of the way before the car runs over him so that the car would swerve to the right and blow up to try not to hit him,’ said the drama teacher.”

– davepoobond, for a 7th grade writing assignment

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