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Quote #15190

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“say cheese! …hello!”

::shoots a shotgun twice::

– from the TV

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Quote #15189

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“we cut short the lifespan of every living thing in the house”

– from the TV

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Quote #15188

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“no one doodies in Al Bundy’s bowling shoes and lives!”

– Married…With Children

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Quote #15187

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“hello trapped boyfriend!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15186

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“I think I’m sitting on a twig”

– from the TV

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Quote #15185

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“come and see my dollies, boyfriend!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15184

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“your son make flat tire for my car”

– from the TV

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Quote #15183

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“get me some milk and a dog-quick!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15182

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“science class should not end in tragedy”

– from the TV

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Quote #15181

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“nothings too good for me!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15180

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“why? I’ll tell you why! ….5, 6, 7, 8!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15179

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“I may look the look but I ain’t walkin the walk!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15178

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“I think she had more than a mustache…”

– from the TV

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Quote #15177

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“wouldn’t you know it? Danger-prone Daphne fell into a mine shaft!”

– Scooby-Doo

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Quote #15176

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“get away from that mouth!”

– from the TV

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