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Quote #15613

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“The kangaroo is spitting acid.”

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Quote #15612

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“You suck large portions of ass.”

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Quote #15611

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“My watch bit me.”

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Quote #15610

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Cigarettes shrink your weenie. (this is true also. Don’t smoke.)”

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Quote #15609

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“The ice cream is lazy.”

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Quote #15607

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“My juice is chunky.”

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Quote #15606

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“My ass just inflated.”

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Quote #15605

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“You stink like big poop”

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Quote #15604

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“lllllllllllllllllllllllll”””;;;;;;;;”

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Quote #15603

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“We are the yourtth pof america. you cannot tle”

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Quote #15602

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Give me my ball or I’ll take your balls and throw them against the wall”

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Quote #15601

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Let’s go to the zoo and prance with the zebras.”

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Quote #15600

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Don’t touch me there…..Or there.”

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Quote #15599

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“My neutered cat has a bigger wang than you.”

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Quote #15598

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Would you like to go out with me. We can get naked, cover ourselves in peanut butter and stand in the woods. Or we could get pizza.”

– Nose

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