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Quote #15810

January 18, 2011 elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“I’m a donkey! moo moo moo. i make donkey potty heads, that come out of my nose…POOPIES!!!!!”

– elmoisfurry

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Quote #15809

January 18, 2011 elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“I own a rhino, boy does he poop a lot. That’s why i call him PoopMonkey.”

– elmoisfurry

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Quote #15808

January 18, 2011 elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“All i have to say is……………………POO PIES”

– elmoisfurry

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Quote #15807

January 18, 2011 elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“I am the almighty elmo. all bow down to me, unless u dont want to, of course. I like to eat a monkey tail everyday, and i recommend u to also. good bye”

– elmoisfurry

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Quote #15806

January 18, 2011 elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“Hi, i am furry. Tickle me, and i will say, stop tickling me, or i’ll beat the crap outta you.”

– elmoisfurry

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Quote #15805

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Diving into the lake yesterday, Ralph’s head hit the diving board”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15804

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“They enjoy going to the country and to hike nature trails”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15803

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“completely revamp the sentence!”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15802

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I don’t want a house with a basement, a detached garage, and which has burglar bars”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15801

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“yesterday, the boys cut the hay, are bailing it, and it was sold by them”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15800

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“that man is ignorant, annoying, and he smells funny”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15799

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“smelly. Smelly word work fine”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15798

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“very good with the broken glass”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15797

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Pierce Brosnan…ok…”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15796

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“he eats your food at night…bad raccoon”

– Ms. Signs

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