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aabbbbabaa

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

aabbbbabaa – n. a USB port on a slushy machine

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23923

July 15, 2015 A Squackler Leave a comment

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s all get a girder and whack Barney

With a whack whack here

And a whack whack there

Whacking whacking everywhere

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Bad Submissions

Bad Submission #23922

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.

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This form was submitted: Jun 05 2004 / 17:46:18

name = dead barney
email = Jack@ass.com
use_email = no
song = you fucked me

You fucked me I Fuck your wife
Lets forgert this and killlllllll barneyyyyyyyyy
With 1000000000000000000 knifes up his A#@ The dick got cut off

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23921

July 15, 2015 A Squackler Leave a comment

Why does barney think he’s the king?

Let’s all poke him with long, sharp pins

We all hate the sad song he sings

Fry him in the microwave at 100 degrees

And wait until we hear the ‘ping’

ok as u can probaly tell im running out of things that ryhme…

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Bad Submissions

Bad Submission #23920

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Feb 11 2005 / 13:48:48

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = I hate barnie he had amonster poop and it stunk

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Bad Submissions

Bad Submission #23919

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

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This form was submitted: Feb 03 2004 / 17:14:51

name = Alex
song = Suicide! Suiside! Everybody kill yourself! (Sound effect of kids shooting)Everybody do your share.Suicide! Suicite Everybody kill yourself! (Barney shoots himself)

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23918

July 15, 2015 A Squackler Leave a comment

I hate you,

You hate me,

We’re an abnormal family,

With shovel and a spade

I’ll hit you in the head,

Now that purple bastards dead!

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23917

July 15, 2015 A Squackler Leave a comment

Tic tac toe

Barney got shot by G.I. Joe

Momma called the doctor

and the doctor said

Uh oh Barney’s dead

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(F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #23916

July 15, 2015 A Squackler Leave a comment

I hate him

He hates me

Let’s hang Barney in a tree

With a kick and a punch

And a bullet to his head

Now that purple freak is dead

I effin hate Barney (and chemestry)

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vader

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

vader – n. a Darth Vader tattoo

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snoreipuss

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

snoreipuss – n. a sleeping cat

;} n. a vagina that snores

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uescritor

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

uescritor – n. a meal of string cheese and Gatorade

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Dictionary

lesrecrot

July 15, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

lesrecrot – n. a charity event in which you use a taser on a public official for the highest bid

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ibsaa

July 13, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

ibsaa – n. a sticky note used as a drink coaster

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nodilom

July 12, 2015 davepoobond Leave a comment

nodilom – v. to constantly tweet about an air conditioning unit for purposes of marketing

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