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Quote #16044

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“The joke you told about the 2 Polish guys screwing in the light bulb was really demeaning. I saw how Joe Kowalski reacted to the joke. He was really offended”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16043

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Worried that your best bud might be huffing his life away?”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16042

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Extreme exercise can stunt your growth”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16041

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Do you want to experience umami for yourself? Sprinkle some parmesan cheese on your tongue!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16040

January 22, 2011 davepoobond 1 Comment

“Alcohol or drugs can give you stress”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16039

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Suck it up, and do it”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16038

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“No, no, no, no you did not”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16037

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I killed iz gonna eat d’bebe!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16035

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Depression is a feeling of sadness. In its milder forms it is often called the blues”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16034

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Please see your ride in front of the school”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16033

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“We bust ours to kick yours”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16032

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Lets get Johnnie a ho”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16031

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Mike your a Nerd!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16030

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Mike has taken the paper”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16029

January 22, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Sophomore means wise fool”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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