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Quote #16271

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::drinks something::

“mmh! tastes like nice warm ass!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16270

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“uhhh yea…wait hold on”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16269

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“…and you’re falling out of your clothes”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16268

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“…SECRET SANTA. I’m not paying for it, my mom is”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16267

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“like all of you, this paper has a front and a back”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16266

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the test booklet…for the book!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16265

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“she just broke”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16264

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“does someone have a pencil, ’cause this is NOT working”

::clicks the pencil a buncha times::

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16263

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::shouting::

“I get FUCKED everyday! EVERYDAY!”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16262

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“the uihthoh”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16261

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“peepee times peepee…”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16260

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“yep, they’ve got some nice candy in the bathroom”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16259

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“she sneezed and hit her head on a trash can and has to get 10 stitches in her head”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16258

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“hahahahaha I took like 7 or 6”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #16257

January 24, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“my braces hurt”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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