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Quote #16800

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”

“To my dirt bike, im 19 cmon, now”

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Quote #16799

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”

“pooping”

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Quote #16798

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”

“I like to sh**it. I will sell my poop to anyone who is interested. I take great sloppy dumps.”

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Quote #16797

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”

“doing any thing with women (guys are fun, women are better)”

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Quote #16795

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”

“Eating ice cream, scooping ice cream, licking ice cream, poop…i hate that damn word”

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Quote #16794

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Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”

“i’m tRyInG tO taKe oVer tHe WOrLd ! ! ! nAH. . . tOo mUch thInKinG invOLvEd !”

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Quote #16793

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Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”

“EATING”

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Quote #16792

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Written in the profile field “Hobbies:”

“going and fetching water, i also enjoy pondering on the toilet with a newspaper”

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Quote #16791

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Written in the profile field “Occupation:”

“a monkey named chim chim on the show, ‘speed racer'”

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Quote #16790

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Occupation:”

“your poop”

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Quote #16789

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Written in the profile field “Occupation:”

“i’m a full time superhereo but i moonlight as an international spy”

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Quote #16788

January 29, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Written in the profile field “Occupation:”

“I scoop ice cream!!!!!!!”

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Quote #16787

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Written in the profile field “Occupation:”

“CLEANIN POOP FROM TOILETS,WITH MY PIMP TONY,”

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Quote #16786

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Written in the profile field “Occupation:”

“Mal & Cait – MEAT me at the WEINER stand! get it?!”

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Quote #16785

January 29, 2011 davepoobond 1 Comment

Written in the profile field “Occupation:”

“shoveling elephant poop for the circus across the street”

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