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Quote #16924

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Don’t lie down, I know where you were last night! Sleeping in a trash can, I should slap you!”

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Quote #16923

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“They’re going to jump off the cheese!”

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Quote #16922

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“There are 5 people in the vat of yogurt”

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Quote #16921

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Their clothes got shredded in the shredder”

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Quote #16920

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Send this to the meat factory!”

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Quote #16919

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Please give me 3.675 cents”

– davepoobond

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Quote #16918

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I like the expensive cheeses”

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Quote #16917

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“You and your friends poop in my house”

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Quote #16916

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“You poop in my car”

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Quote #16915

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“I love pooping in my house”

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Quote #16914

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“You practice pooping in my house”

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Quote #16913

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“He was a sinuous dead person.”

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Quote #16912

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“He is a lackluster.”

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Quote #16911

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The tacit cat pooed in the den.”

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Quote #16910

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The old dog died like myriad”

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