Q: When does a detective carry an umbrella?
A: When he’s undercover.
Joke #18141
Q: What kind of birds always stick together?
A: Vel Crows.
Joke #18139
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Joke #18137
Q: What do you call the period of time when nerds ruled the earth?
A: The Dork Ages.
Joke #18136
Q: Where do you put a sick ballpoint pen?
A: In an ink-u-bator.
Joke #18133
My school is so hygiene-conscious that on every street corner we have a flossing guard.
Joke #18132
TEACHER: “Use ‘cultivate’ in a sentence.”
JIMMY: “One winter morning it was too cultivate (cold to wait) for the bus so I took the subway.”
Joke #18131
Q: What would you get if you crossed hopscotch with hookey?
A: Someone who likes to skip school.
Joke #18130
Joey Smith got so good at forging signatures he began charging his friends to write absentee notes for them. One day the principal found out and called him into the office.
“Well, Joey,” said the principal, “you’d better have a good excuse for me.”
“I do,” Joey replied. “But it’ll cost you.”
Joke #18129
He’s so dumb all he could pass in school was the salt and pepper.
Joke #18128
Q: Where do young cows eat lunch at school?
A: The calf-eteria.
Joke #18127
Q: What do you call a zebra that can’t see?
A: A referee.
Joke #18126
Q: How do cows know what’s going on at school?
A: They read the bull-etin boards.
Joke #18125
Q: Why was the elephant expelled from school?
A: Because he trunked (flunked) out.
Joke #18124
Q: Why was Silly Sarah kicked out of art school?
A: She drew a blank.