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Screwed Up Chronicles, Dave's Kingdom

Stupid Advertisement from High School

March 3, 2011 davepoobond 1 Comment

ALL MY HOMIES
BETTA RECKONIZE
DA COMEDY
SPORTZ ACTION
GOIN’ DOWN DIS
THURSDAY AT
7:30.  IT BE’S OFF
DA HEEZEY FO SHEEZEY

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neve

March 3, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

neve – v. to use white-out to cover the white-out bottle with its own white out

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leabo

March 3, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

leabo – v. to dump white out on top of the white out cap.

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dannus

March 3, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

dannus – v. to tell someone to have a “good afternoon” at 8 am.  So, I guess they’re supposed to wait a few hours before their day gets better.

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fohlagem

March 2, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

fohlagem – n. a fundraiser that only gets one dollar

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Quote #20268

March 2, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Its unseasonably hot!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20267

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“That woman is all ass, in more ways that one”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20266

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“The world is full of hate, and I have 50% of it”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20265

March 2, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“no wonder I felt like eating a burrito today, its cinco de mayo!”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20264

March 2, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The way I see it, we all have opened up our own franchise of poop, and we deliver daily.  Most of the time.  There’s this big central warehouse where they send all their product to the franchise stores, and then we sell it back to the public as shit.”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20263

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“That’s wrong. Wrong as worng is spelled for wrong.”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20262

March 2, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

::writing with his left hand::

“Left hand.  I can’t write well with it.  Look at this shitty writing.  Relationship between race, intelligence, and personality.”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20261

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“If Tim Meadows and the guy from the Big Spin can do it, why can’t I???”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20260

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“i have like cock cock cock ass and mouth with cock in it”

– davepoobond

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Quote #20259

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“Cailyn is Hot!!! -> Hotter than hot -> hotter than a set of twin babies”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school

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