leulysala – adj. to be arrested for “pulling out”
volunterrorist
volunterrorist – n. a volunteer terrorist. Doesn’t get paid (obviously).
;} a really really really bad volunteer
volunterrorism
volunterrorism – n. the practice of volunteering to commit terrorism
Equals Infinity
Here’s a fun game to play on your calculator! Its called Equals Infinity. The new calculator game that’s taking bored high school math students by storm!
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How to set it up:
1. Press 1 + 1 on your calculator.
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How to play:
Press the “equal” sign forever or for a desired length of time.
Only works on calculators that will automatically add 1 every time you press the “equal” sign.
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Different ways to play this game:
Time trial – shortest time for amount of clicks.
Best lap – maximum amount of clicks in a certain amount of time
Competition – go against others! Best clicks after time expires.
Quote #20826
“There will always be a high class and a low class, whether its Mexico, Asia, Australia, or Bahrain. If there are two people on Mars, there will still be a high class and a low class.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20825
“‘Politically correct’ is just a euphemism for ‘wrong'”
– davepoobond
Quote #20824: The Scary Bald Man Confrontation
This happened a long time ago, circa 2006 or 2007.
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Cashier: What’s the return policy on books?
davepoobond: No returns.
Cashier: What if he just bought it?
davepoobond: I don’t know, you’d have to ask a book manager.
Scary Bald Man comes over and stares at davepoobond meanly and doesn’t even say anything. davepoobond just looks at him with a blank stare.
Scary Bald Man looks away for a second, in which davepoobond looks at the receptionist at the desk with him with a “what the fuck” look, and the guy looks back, seeing davepoobond looking weirdly at the guy. He resumes to stare davepoobond down for another second. At which point, walking away, he takes a step back towards davepoobond.
Scary Bald Man: I just bought the book, it hasn’t left the store okay?? I just want a refund!
davepoobond (to himself): Sorry, what do you want me to do about it? I can’t approve it.
For the next five minutes, the guy keeps staring at davepoobond until the cashier comes back.
davepoobond walks around uncomfortably.
davepoobond (mumbling to the receptionist): “Why is this guy still staring at me?”
Eventually he is dealt with and leaves the store.
Quote #20823
Try: Oooh! New 100 dollar bill!
davepoobond: Yeah, its crispy. Don’t you want to eat it?
Try: I’d rather transform it into something more nourishing.
davepoobond: Oh come on, you mean to tell me you’ve never eaten a 100 dollar bill?
boscaque
boscaque – v. to eat unsalted cashews while watching a heinous felony
rapeod
rapeod – v. to drain your iPod from full battery to empty in one go. Can also be used for other electronic devices or analogously to something that has energy.
Ex. I just rapeodded my iPod, now I can’t listen to Rebecca Black’s latest multi-million selling album for the hundredth time since I left my house this morning.
ossetepo
ossetepo – v. to report a food-borne illness or poor sanitation to an environmental safety organization
passbbi
passbbi – v. to eat unsalted cashews while listening to Rush
nipdpt
nipdpt – n. yogurt-covered pretzels
evyhamm
evyhamm – n. a spicy party snack mix
zerra
zerra – v. to pick something off the ground, but when you put it back (or try to) on a surface, it falls to the floor again