Dr. OldNBald: “Robert, what are we talking about, here?”
Robert: “Mowing lawns.”
Dr. OldNBald: “Mowing lawns!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21115
::davepoobond pulls a Kleenex from a Kleenex box and candy wrappers come out, as he pulls more, more and more come out, and falls on the desk next to the box::
davepoobond: “someone put trash into the Kleenex box…”
::Dr. OldNBald silently comes over and picks up the trash and throws it away::
Dr. OldNBald: Don’t worry, I did NOT think you were smuggling candy into the room…”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21114
Jessica: “is it Mrs. or miss?”
Miss Canoffat: “Miss.”
::the class chuckles::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21113
Dr. OldNBald (points at someone): “your name is…?”
Andy: “Andy”
Dr. OldNBald: “don’t answer ‘Andy’”
::Dr. OldNBald shakes his finger at him::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21112
John: YEAH! We ARE-THE WINNERS!
Cindy: Correction: you are the LOSERS
John: Correction: NO!
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21111
“this is much better than the tree”
“I’ll say!”
– from Angels in the Outfield
Quote #21110
stimpyismyname: “Stop TAPPING ME!”
davepoobond: “stop tapping your MOM!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21109
“I’m just dandy!! I’ve got a bowl of chocolate pudding my underpants!”
“uhh….we didn’t have any pudding in there, buddy”
– from Black Sheep
Quote #21108
“…but no cancer?”
“no cancer”
“ah! its a miracle” ::cries::
– from the TV
Quote #21106
Jessica: “You want it?”
Mark: “Yeah I do.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21105
Mrs. Price Check: “A zarzuela is like a mixture between an opera and a regular play…its half-spoken and half-sang.”
doman: “Like a musical.”
Mrs. Price Check: “No no no you don’t understand…its like…a regular play that has songs in it.”
doman: “Like a musical…”
Mrs. Price Check: “No.”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21104
Josh: “when is this class over?”
davepoobond: “neverrrr!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21103
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 1 throws a pen at Guy 2::
Guy 1: “you pussy! raise your hand!”
::Guy 2 picks up pen::
Guy 2: “my pen”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21102
Rachel: “Does someone have a quarter? I wanna get something from the vending machine”
davepoobond: “If it’ll get me a BJ, yeah”
– from davepoobond’s high school. I think I just imagined myself saying it rather than actually saying it.
Quote #21101
Person 1: “Those aren’t Vikings!”
Person 2: “It’s Team Rocket!”
– from Pokemon the Movie