carirany – n. a school with 300 girls and 3 guys. Basically, a bad idea for a TV show or movie
car insurance
car insurance – n. the biggest scam on the planet
careless mistake
careless mistake – n. the term (mostly) math teachers use to describe a mistake you made that shouldn’t have been made cause you knew what you are doing but did something wrong, and they imply that you actually really care what you were doing, until you stopped caring about what you were doing and made a mistake while you had no care about what you were doing anymore. blaaahhh!!!
caravlen
caravlen – v. to jam a worm into a fish’s mouth
caqueefony
caqueefony – n. a discordent queef EEW!
Ex. During sex, Brandie made a caqueefony.
Captain Cafeteria Man
Captain Cafeteria Man – n. a cafeteria man with a peg leg that leads the cafeteria and enforces all the policies
Captain Cafeteria Lady
Captain Cafeteria Lady – n. a cafeteria lady with a peg leg that leads a high school cafeteria and enforces all the policies
cappstain
cappstain – adj. to have more money than God
capper shorts
capper shorts – n. the stubbiest stubby shorts you can wear in Aussie Rules footy. Warwick Capper wore the stubbiest stubby shorts in AFL which is where this word is derived from.
capper
capper – v. to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick Capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs and got kicked out of the house as a result.
Ex. When going to the toilet you’d capper and piss.
capernoited
capernoited – adj. tipsy, lightly pifflecated, slightly nimptopsical (honest dictionary definition)
cantake
cantake – n. an allergic reaction to semen
cantablop
cantablop – n. a 3 hour German film about cabbage
cangulatosi
cangulatosi – v. to touch assholes
candy pie
candy pie – n. a pie full of random candies that are melted