cont. – Contraction. contraction for “contraction.”
Ex. 1: She’s having some conts
2: Cont. is a cont.
consturbed
consturbed – adj. to be disturbed and confused at the same time.
Ex. He looks a tad consturbed.
consocow
consocow – n. a cow that is a con
conshohocken
conshohocken – n. the ability to shock someone with electrical currents that make someone fart
consaminto
consaminto – v. to fall loudly and hurtfully
conjunck
conjunck – n. the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl).
Ex. That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.
coniva
coniva – v. to get “your” and “you’re” mixed up for one another
coniheir
coniheir – n. an heir that doesn’t even know they are an heir to something
conical
conical – adj. cone shaped
coni
coni – adj. yellow, dull, powdery
congoose
congoose – n. a mongoose that is a con
conger
conger – n. a 2 hour blow job
Compressed Marmite
Compressed Marmite – n. 10,000 tons of marmite crammed into a 57g pot. Can go off like a bomb if not opened with EXTREME caution. Also alchoholic because of the high density of yeast extract.
Ex. Hey man, shall we get pissed of compressed marmite?!
compoud
compoud – n. “compound” missing an “n”
compaginst
compaginst – n. fishnet pantyhose