Earth – n. the Insane Asylum for the Universe
eargasm
eargasm – n. the sensation you get from coming down from a high altitude, while in a plane. You yawn and yawn, and swallow trying to unplug your ear from the pressure. After extensive trying bang the ear unplugs **hence** the “EARGASM”
;} an orgasm caused by a clicking sound. Many, MANY good times come with this. I suggest purchasing a bottle of milk just to reach ultimate satisfaction.
earchundant
earchundant – adj. to be tired of eating meals of Oreos
earch
earch – n. a meal of Oreos
eaple
eaple – n. someone not “saved by the bell”
eaoirnt
eaoirnt – adj. to have crocodile-skin skin
eaoireng
eaoireng – n. the event of having a Q-Tip stuck in your brain
;} a crack whore.
Ex. You’re an eaoireng
ealwpouv
ealwpouv – v. to stare at a plane, naked
eakin
eakin – n. ground up SweetTarts
eagletment
eagletment – v. to not understand what tape on a light switch means, and turn it off anyway
eaf
eaf – n. a queef, only stronger <see queef>
eacother
eacother – v. to have a fight with a TV antenna
dylan
dylan – n. a hairless penis.
Ex. Dylan is a dylan.
DYKE Alarm
DYKE Alarm – n. the alarm that goes off when Mrs. DYKE or relative is around
dwomgu
dwomgu – v. to strangle someone with their own colon