fart-knot – n. a constipated, uptight, chronically-challenged fart
fartissimo
fartissimo – n. an explosive passage of putrid gas
fart-in-law
fart-in-law – n. pejorative expression meaning an unpleasant relative by marriage
farting machine
farting machine – n. a bovine or swampy thing that emits methane gas
fartigue
fartigue – n. the feeling you get after you’ve farted a really big fart or farting a lot (like fatigue, but from farting)
fartified
fartified – adj. descriptive of the behavior of a passive-aggressive fart
fartidious
fartidious – adj. descriptive of a meticulously clean fart
;} to have a fart in a nice and polite way
farticulation
farticulation – n. the nauseating drone of an academic windbag
farticle
farticle – n. an article about farts/farting
farticability
farticability – adj. the ability to fart on cue
fartgate
fartgate – n. an undercover fart intelligence operation
fart-forward
fart-forward – n. the act of speed farting in the hope that no one will really hear
fart-flop
fart-flop – n. a half-hearted muffled fart
farter’s feast
farter’s feast – n. unfermented complex carbohydrates (e.g. sugar and beans) consumed by party animals causing the uncontrollable emission of foul wind
farter
farter – n. the perpetrator of a fart