farty-niner – n. a boisterous, hot dog and beer guzzling, over-the-hill football fan
farty
farty – n. a fart-like party with no partying
;} a party where you are supposed to fart
fart-witted
fart-witted – adj. descriptive of a good-natured grunt with a high IQ
fartunate
fartunate – adj. descriptive of premeditated farting condition that frequently occurs during a particularly boring meeting or lecture allowing participants to take an early break
fartuitous
fartuitous – adj. descriptive of the lucky fart who wins the jackpot lottery
fart-time
fart-time – n. what employees do when the boss goes out of town
fart start
fart start – n. the uncomfortable feeling in one’s rectum just before the discharge of waste gas
fart star
fart star – n. a passive-aggressive behavior such as pouting, whining, or well-timed sarcasm frequently used by executive farts
fart’s solution
fart’s solution – n. the option of doing nothing with the fond hope that “it” will go away without your help
fartsinger
fartsinger – n. an unmuffled or melodious fart in E flat
fartright
fartright – n. the exclusive birthright of royal farts to break wind whenever confronted by the media or politicians
fartricate
fartricate – v. to strategically release putrid gas designed to temporarily nauseate victims
fart-proof
fart-proof – v. to use heavy perfume or aftershave lotion to neutralize a particularly excessive flatus condition
fart positive
fart positive – n. anyone who is wrongly diagnosed as having a flatulent condition
fart pas
fart pas – n. any social blunder committed by a chronologically-gifted fart