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metoj

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

metoj – v. to call someone so they can hear you masturbate

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metcado

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

metcado – v. to stain your whole body with iodine

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metat

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

metat – n. a dream that everyone in an area had at the same time and were all in it

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Metaplio

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Metaplio – n. a rare disease when your body turns into a peanut

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metamdra

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

metamdra – v. to bleed to death because a big fish came over and bit your penis off, while you were peeing in a lake, while swimming

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messhof

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

messhof – Contraction. contraction for “your mom in a bag”

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messenjah

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

messenjah – n. a crazy piece of wood

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merrell

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

merrell – v. when you go to the bowling alley and try to put your penis into the little holes on the bowling balls, and the owner guy starts yelling at you so you bludgeon him to death with a 2×4, then you go back to trying to put your penis into those holes, which you can’t do by the way.

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merkin

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

merkin – n. a toupee for the female genitalia (a wig for your minge, innit!!!)

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mercy flush

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

mercy flush – n. a flush of a toilet that you do when you take a really big crap, and you usually do it in the middle of your crapping

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merck

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

merck – v. to slam a phone on a desk or table repeatedly

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mep

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

mep – n. a group of pants

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mendonca

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

mendonca – n. a naked man running across a freeway

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menayturds

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menayturds – n. hot plastic piss

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melt

August 17, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

melt – v. what your face will do if you try to eat Sharon Turner’s pussy

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