pheser – v. to punch out someone singing a national anthem
phenum
phenum – v. to light a mustache on fire
phavel
phavel – v. to take back your backyard
phallancy
phallancy – n. a kingdom ruled by erect penises
pfb
pfb (pronounced ‘fib’) – v. to betray a friend.
Ex. He callously pfbed his brother.
pfaff
pfaff – v. to draw a penis on a wall
peto
peto – n. a zombie animal
pesce
pesce – adj. to have 3 mosquito bites in the same place
pervopub
pervopub – n. a pub where lots of pervs hang out at
pervez
pervez – v. to microwave a tire
persuao
persuao – n. 2 buckets
personet
personet – n. a net that catches people. Similar to manet and womanet <see manet and womanet>
perske
perske – v. to staple something on your head
perrigue
perrigue – n. a conversation with mostly no talking
peroo
peroo – n. a bootleg Peru
Ex. Wait a second. This isn’t Peru, it’s a peroo!