Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amosquito
Category Archives: (F) Knock Knock Jokes
These are knock knock jokes.
Joke #24771
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
Joke #24770
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ha ha ha – I eat my poo!
Joke #24767
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who? (Smell my poo)
Ahhahaha! (you laugh here)
Joke #24738
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Go Fuck Yourself!
Joke #24723
Knock knock
Who’s there?
POLICE!
Come right in officer.
Joke #24716
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Sew.
Sew who?
Sew buttons on your britches, your pants are falling down!
Joke #24711
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The police
The police who?
Your parents are dead.
Joke #24709
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bitch
Bitch who?
Bitch ima beat yo ass!
Joke #24689
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ten…
Ten who?
Tennis
Joke #24426
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No ur a poo hahaha
Joke #18954
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pour paint on
Pour paint on who?
I didn’t say to pour paint on anyone!
Joke #18952
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stop touchin’!
Stop touchin’ who?
“Stop touchin’ my girlfriend you sick bastards”
Joke #18950
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima suckin ur cock.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (its true)
Joke #18949
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Guess
Guess who?
Gestapo!