“meteors don’t make good fertilizer”
– davepoobond
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #17059
“KICK AAAAAHHHH!!”
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Quote #17058
“ruuuuuuunn!!”
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Quote #17057
“heal da bitch!”
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Quote #17056
“its all shat up”
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Quote #17055
“I never thought about being gay until I read that play. Hey, that rhymes!”
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Quote #17054
“ewww! I got chlorophyll on my pants!”
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Quote #17053
::burps::
::farts::
::yawns::
::sneezes::
“excuse me”
– davepoobond
Quote #17052
::someone says “fuck” repeatedly 10 times at least::
“auch! My virgin ears!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17051
“I don’t trust having all of my proteins in one simple protein drink. I can’t trust anything that you usually can feel that is grounded up and put into a drink”
– davepoobond
Quote #17050
“why burp and taste it when you can fart and taste it?”
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Quote #17049
“‘I have no idea what iridescent means Mr. Wimplespoon!’ said the child.”
– davepoobond
Under it, Mr. Dork says: “Make sure you know, Mr. Poobond!”
Quote #17048
“The stealth airplane had given a weak signal to the radar guys”
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Quote #17047
“I am compelled to get a new computer, my computer is so old”
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Quote #17046
“The stout little gopher had eaten the dead gerbil, hamster, rat, mouse, and beaver because of a dare made by another gopher buddy”
– davepoobond