“it’s the one about the blow job….do you have the cd?”
– from the Internet
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #14777
“grab ya cocks and drop ya socks =0)~~~”
– from the Internet
Quote #14776
“snow… +32C here today mf. Man, my igloo is starting to melt.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14775
“Nothing good ever came out of Canada. They need money to buy more fucking snow.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14774
“Angels don’t bite people”
– from the Internet
Quote #14772
“Hello honey. Can you pick up a box of cereal and 2 liter bottle of pepsi on the way home? Thanks..”
– from the Internet
Quote #14771
“If guys had their period, we’d probably brag about the size of our tampons”
– from the Internet
Quote #14770
“God gave me a brain & a weiner and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14769
“Don’t drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14768
“A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some exercise!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14767
“I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14766
“Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?”
– from the Internet
Quote #14765
“I have PMS & a gun, now what were you saying?”
– from the Internet
Quote #14764
“I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock”
– from the Internet
Quote #14763
“It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean.”
– from the Internet