Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“I am in love with someone that is being stupid and needs to get his head out his ass! So im not on here to date non of you people but we can talk and no not about sex so do not try! Well my name is Nicole and Im a fun loving person and I dont care for material things like this comp that I am using haha!!!!!!”
– from a girl’s dating(?) profile
“well I’ll start off as I’m kind of a tomb boy… (raised by my dad)….”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“i am a very attractive woman. i like to read. i love to go to church or temple. i like going to dinner and movies or a comedy show. i like watching TV and movies at home
i love to cuddle
i like giving free facials and massages at church and temples.
the old people at my church enjoy my free massage and facials to make them feel young and reduce wrinkles and”
– from a girl’s dating profile
::davepoobond is watching Star Trek::
Roommate (as he is leaving): “May the force be with you!”
davepoobond: “ummmm…. wrong Star… thing…”
Roommate: “It’s alright.”
– at davepoobond’s house
“If you’re going to jerk off why be quiet about it?”
– Korrash
“You could definitely see your enthusiasm within the paintings you write.”
– a spam comment
“First date doesnt really matter to me, as long as I don’t get killed or raped from this encounter I’ll be fine. Anyway HOLLA AT CHO GURL. ”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“My favorite outside activity is walking back inside.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“I’m gonna make her clean with that Fabulosa she made me buy. Get down on that toilet, bitch!”
– a girl at school
“I like manly guys. Guys that shoot guys, eat meat, play football but I don’t want just some dumb lug. You need to have a brain too.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“I’m not a very affectionate person”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“oh yeah im a nerd:) listening to music while studying”
– a caption of a picture from a girl’s dating profile.
About Me:
“heyy yu can call me kayy.! im an outqoinq person who loves makkin friends && meetinq new people..im in no hurry to b in a relationship..i think real love comes unexxpectley.! love is blind.! soo yu wna qet to knw mee ima messaqe away.! please noo creeps..im onlyy 21 soo if yur 30..qet the hell off my profilee 😀 haha ttyl hopefulyy.!
all i qotta sayy is by far myy fave quotee..”a man who treats his qirl like a princess juss means he was raised by a queen” #nuff saidd :D”
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First Date:
“suprisee mee.! juss dnt expect myy 1st datee to b in yur car or in you pants.! haha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“NO black guys, PLEASE.
Im not racist,im a realist. Its not stereotypig, just pure statistics.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
“ALSO IF YOU ARE SHIRTLESS POSING LIKE YOU ARE GOD’S GIFT, DONT BOTHER MESSAGING ME…AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE STANDING IN FRONT OF A URINAL OR SHOWER IN A TOWEL…ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME????”
– from a girl’s dating profile