“I told YOU! Watermelons were TROUBLE!”
– from the TV
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #15279
“I’m legally retarded”
– from the TV
Quote #15278
“EVERY MORNING, I CRAP THE BED!”
– from the TV
Quote #15277
“piss off sister, and get us some pretzels”
– from the TV
Quote #15276
“He has a toenail on the end of his penis!”
– from the TV
Quote #15275
“I masturbate to the Teletubbies!”
– from the TV
Quote #15274
“look at the smile on his face! …He doesn’t know where he is”
– from the TV
Quote #15273
“I’m not going to pay those pirates!”
– from the TV
Quote #15272
“push Bush into the bush!”
– from the TV
Quote #15271
“we’re not so bad! Except for that bunny”
– from the TV
Quote #15270
“when the journalists come, I’ll just destroy them”
– from the TV
Quote #15269
“its snowing gold!”
– from the TV
Quote #15268
“baby needs changing”
– from the TV
Quote #15267
“don’t push the button or he’s gonna pop”
– from the TV
Quote #15266
“she kisses better than my mom…cooks”
– from the TV