“Get your boob out of my eye”
– Nose
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“Get your boob out of my eye”
– Nose
“Please don’t make me cut you”
– Nose
“Your cheaper than an 8 dollar a day hooker.”
– Nose
“That’s about as likely as me being surrounded by naked 300 pound woman on the set of Frasier while I’m eating a bowl of onions and bugs with my feet cut off and placed on a serving tray for a long dead egyptian king”
– Nose
“My friend would like to buy your ass for a quarter”
– Nose
“Stop licking my grandfather!”
– Nose
“I’m a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease is your friend. I also like 1950’s foreign horror films and sniffing glue and other substances. I also play the guitar.”
– Nose
“slurpy”
– Nose
“poop shaloop shama lama ding dong”
– Nose
“Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey butt is good for the heart”
– Nose
“My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier nose, e-mail me, and i’ll e-mail you back saying, ‘no you don’t.'”
– Nose
“a was there are to as a are???”
– stimpyismyname
“I like beans???”
– stimpyismyname
“I bought the cable guy”
– stimpyismyname
“i am so good”
– stimpyismyname