“I’m a hard rocking nerd that has plans to make it big, and is not going to let anything stand in my way.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #22774
“now what im looking for in a guy or my mr right :
A guy that will actually put in effort to know me and wanna get to know me and be interested in me someone who is ready to meet someone and is at a point in there life where they want to settle down and have something serious
Also a guy who will make time and put in effort to get to know me
A guy who was raised right and knows how to treat a women right
i like a guy who has a nice body and likes to work out and takes care of himself
someone who would have no problem being there for me being my rock and protecting me
i want a guy who will really be there for me thru thick and thin !!
a guy who doesn’t smoke sorry but i dont want a guy with a nasty habit and this means any kind of smokiing ,
a guy who has a car really come on if u dont sorry but i like guys that actually have themselves together u know
a guy that has a sweet side to them , fun guy someone who likes to text and cuddle
I want a guy who will actually listen to me when i talk
a guy Who will dry my tears for me and be there and hug me
a guy who will stand up for me and protect me
and a guy who will love me and only me i want to be the only one not one of them
Also a guy who would love to see me and hang out someone who actually wants to get to know me
THE NUMBER ONE THING I LOVE IS FOR A GUY TO BE ROMANTIC AND SURPRISE ME Lol
if u actually read it and think this is you then dont be shy and hesitate thank u bye”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22773
“There’s more to me than meets the eye. I’ve got a mouth like a sailor”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22772
“I hate movies, and I hate music. I also hate fun and food. Let’s see, I also hate all people and animals alike. I hate booze and partying. Blah, I hate water! Who needs that junk anyways? I hate cars and bicycles. I tend to also hate people that are fun loving. I hate being healthy. That right there makes me sick to my stomach!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22754
“Something about me? If you ask I will have to tell you I am a spicy chocolate! I am sweet and affectionate most of the time, BUT! If you dare to mess with me this sexy lady, I am very feisty so be warned ;p haha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22753
“Yes, I do like apples but part of the reasons why I put I like apples is because I don’t wanna be too straight forward and put I like bananas 😉 lol ya know what I mean! The fruit!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22749
“Men who trust in God and take a mature attitude about the ups and downs of life..are sexy!”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22748
“So if you wanna meet a sweet girl with a bad attitude whose a lady in the street but freak in the sheets, let me know :)”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22747
“WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice.”
– from lots of people’s dating profiles and it makes no sense and oh look I posted the warning itself guess it doesn’t fucking do anything to protect you after all.
Quote #22746
“****I AM NOT HISPANIC,I AM ASIAN AND WHITE*** quit messaging me In Spanish hahaha”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22745
“im not looking for someone really old or really fat please. im not looking for a guy thats old enough to be my dad or someone fat. im scared of fat people.”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22744
First Date:
“I like long walks off short peers, throwing balogna at fat kids and punching babies. I have a rapist wit, I can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves. TO BE OR NOT TO BE…. THAT IS THE QUESTION? Haha I dunno dude my mind is all over the place but I am feelin it TOTALLY. I f**kin rock dude’s and if you don’t know that well its obvious your f*n gay hahahah. Naw not really but if I haven’t raped you with my wit then pssshhhtttt you have no sense of humour SERIOUSLY. NO not really but if your not charmed by me by now by the end of this sentence STOP READING. I am most def not the chick for you hahahahah. Anyone else thanks for stopping by, I appreciate the appreciation!!!! So here we are me and you reader…….SOOOO WHAT ARE YOU WEARINGGGG??? hahahahahahahah JKKKKK I’m out……………………”
– from a girl’s dating profile
Quote #22742
A girl spent about 10 minutes trying to fix a paper jam for the paperwork she was printing out for me after davepoobond gets his car serviced.
She opens the back of the printer, and for about 30 seconds she is digging in it without being able to look in, and finally she pulls out a piece of paper.
davepoobond: “It’s a boy!”
Obviously she didn’t get it as a joke because her emotional response was not indicative of understanding it as one. And then the printer paper jammed again as more sheets were printing.
– at a car dealer service area
Quote #22741
Old Woman 1 enters the waiting room at a dealer car service place. She comes in and recognizes Old Woman 2 saying something about how she recognizes her and something about church, but davepoobond was not listening intently on that part. Old Woman 1 decides to “introduce” herself after Old Woman 2 doesn’t really recognize her anyway, and denying that she even does the things the Old Woman 1 was saying.
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Old Woman 1: “Hi! My name is Nancy.”
Old Woman 2: “Oh.”
Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”
Old Woman 2: “Huh?”
Old Woman 1: “What’s your name?”
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Old Woman 2 says something about the TV being loud and Old Woman 1 asks like one or two more times, she has to raise her voice but since she’s old, she can’t really.
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Old Woman 2: “Oh ………………. Louise.”
Old Woman 1: “Oh that’s my real name!”
– at a car dealer service place
Quote #22739
“If u want a hooker go to the nearest corner. If u ask if im dtf i swear i will cuss u out.”
– from a girl’s dating profile