Q: What’s the theme song at the organ donor clinic?
A: “Liver Let Die.”
Category Archives: (F) Theme Songs
The Poo Plux Plan SING ‘A LONG
Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY: SLEEP TRAIN MATRESS CENTER. (not really)
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Come on ‘n listen to my story ’bout a man named Wilson
A little scary baby, hardley had any friends
And then one day, he was chewin’ on some poo
And up through his butt popped a can of Mountain Dewwwwww.
Poo, that is, brown gold, smelly mud
Well, the first thing you know, old Wilson’s eyes glowed
Lil’ Sherwood said,”Wilson, Like I give a care!”
Said, Poo Plux Plan is the place you oughta be
So they cleaned out their butts and they moved to the Pluuuuux
Poo Plux, that is, gigglesticks’, ::Veronica:: ‘s
Well, now it’s time to say goodbye to Wilson and all his friends
They would like to spank you folks for humpin’ their hens
You’re all invited back again to their cool new Clan
Do I have ta remeind you, it’s tha Poo Plux Plaaaaan!?
Wilson’s Plan, that is, it isn’t ‘Ku-Ku’, it deals with a boo-boo.
Y’all Check it out, hear?
Pick of Bum
Parody of the Gilligan’s Island theme song.
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Just pick that bum, and enjoy that pick,
Its quite a pick of bum,
That pick is one thats very nice, so eat a bunch of mung,
A toad once told me that i sucked, i beat him with a branch,
Off the old sic-a-more, that made me laugh and prance,
Made me laugh and prance,
That bum was red and sore my freind, stopping’s well advised,
Just then that toad came to mind, now im lots less kind,
Now im lots less kind,
That bum was beaten many times, o’ many times indeed,
Oh beating it!
With a stick!
Red and green guts!
That toad was dead,
But whoopsy whoops,
Its a bum,
Oh its a bum indeeeeeeeed!
Green Poopies
Parody of the Green Acres theme song.
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Green poopies is a dreaded disease,
Pain will come, welp, on very swift wings,
I cant imagine haveing green poop,
Darlin’ I’m sorry but poop is poop,
–green poop
–whoop whoop
–pain there
–where where
Poop is poop, yes this may be,
But you are my bung hole,
You’re comin’ with me!
DuckTales TV Theme Song Lyrics
this is a transcription of the theme song to words, through memory by davepoobond and Blind Bubba…it may not be exact
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Life is like a hurricane
here in
Duck Burg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes
its a
Duck blur!
Might solve a mystery
or rewrite historyyy!
DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh!
Dunt dunanananaaaaa!
Everyday they’re out there makin’
Duck Tales!
Whoo-ooh
tales of daring do bad or good
DuckTales!
Dunt dunt dunt
D-D-D-Danger! (right behind you!)
there’s a stranger (out to find you!)
what can you do but grab onto some
DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh
dunt dunanannaaaaa!
Everyday they’re out there makin’
DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh!
Tales of daring do bad or good
Ducktales!
Not pony tails or cotton tails
but DuckTales!
Whoo-ooh!
Dunt!
The Adiboo Commercial Song Lyrics
this is a transcription of the theme song to words, through memory…it may not be exact. If you want to know what the fuck Adiboo was, it was a kids software program. Adiboo was an alien kid or something.
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Adiboo
Adiboo
Always got a lotta things to do!
Best of all
its up to you!
with a cool cool pal called
Adiboo!
Who does the building? (I do I do)
Who does the driving? (I dooooooo!)
Its me and you
and you and me
and me and you and ADIBOO!
Ooo, ooo! Oooo!
(legal junk said really fast)
Adiboo!
Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers TV Theme Song Lyrics
this is a transcription of the theme song to words, through memory…it may not be exact
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Sometimes, some crimes
Go slippin’ through the cracks
But these two
gumshoes
Are pickin’ up the slack
There’s no case too big!
no case too small!
When you need help just call
Ch-ch-ch-Chip ‘n Dale!!
Rescue Rangers–
Ch-ch-ch-Chip ‘n Dale–
When there’s danger
Oh no, it never fails
Once they’re involved
somehow, whatever clues there are
its solved!
Ch-ch-ch-Chip ‘n Dale.
Ch-ch-ch-CHIP AND DALLEEEEEE!!!
tenetbep
tenetbep – v. to listen to sitcom theme songs for 48 consecutive hours