I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I fish for bass
and live with no ass
I’m popeye the sailor man
toot!! toot!!
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I fish for bass
and live with no ass
I’m popeye the sailor man
toot!! toot!!
I’m Popeye the sailor man,
I live in Pakistan,
when I see Buddha
it gives me the shudders,
I’m Popeye the racist man.
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
Turn on the stove and
I’ll burn my butt oh
I’m popeye the sailor man.
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
He likes lots of women
And likes to go fishin’
No there’s a mini man
i am popeye the soler man i live in a carravan the craws are so naghty the play with my tortie i am
popeye the soiler man
poooppppo
i am opeye the soiler man i live in a carvavan i live with my grany i tickelded her fannybi an popeye the soiker man pooop
(and then in another submission)
i am popeye the soler man i live in a carravan open the door and poop on the floor i am popeye the soiler man
poooppppo
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I like to use bongs
With women in thongs
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I cut off my weaner
And threw it in the heater
I’m popeye the sailor man.
I’m popeye the giving man
I live in a garbage can
Gave away my wiener
To some dickless beaner
I’m Poppy The giving man.
He is Popeye the Sailor’s fan,
He is Popeye the Sailor’s man,
He is gay in the finish,
Cause he eats too much spinach.
He is Popeye the gay Sailor man.
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in the garbage can
he’ll stick out his love root
And put it in your girlfriends poop chute
He’s popeye the sailor man
I’m Karly The Wicked Bitch
I Can Tell That You All Suck Dick
So Shut The Fuck Up Before I Bust Up A Nut
I’m Karly The Wicked Bitch
I’m One Tough Gazookus
Who Hates All You loozas
I Ain’t Puttin Up With No Shit
I Bitchs ‘Em And cuffs ‘Em
And Always Out Roughs ‘Em
And None Of ‘Em Gets Nowhere
If Anyone Dares To Risk My “Fisk”
It’s “Cuff”An It’s “Wham”Un’erstan?
So Keep “Good Be-hav-or”
And Stop Diss’n The Sailor
Popeye The Sailor Man.
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so do you all understand now???
this is my song and i just wrote it up now so FUCK off and leave poor popeye alone or….
I’ll bitchs ‘Em And cuffs ‘Em
And i Always Out Roughs ‘Em
And Find Out Where Y’all Live!! BITCH!!
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a ceiling fan
I smoked some bad grass
Which burnt off my ass
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
I like to go swimmin’
with barenaked wimmin
I’m Popeye the sailor man!
I’m Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms and I spit out the germs
I’m Popeye the sailor man!
I’m popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I turned on the gas
And burned my ass
I’m popeye the sailor man