Rat poop
is not as good as
My poop
because it has
Green goop
in the
Rat poop
and the
Rat poop
doesn’t smell like
My poop
because
My poop
smells like
Shit!
Category Archives: (C) Funny Poem
Bring Your Own Weed
And tonight
there’s gonna be a fight
In the dark
not the light
We’ll meet in the park
And as we wait
We’ll toke it up
And if you’re late
You won’t get a hit
So I suggest
You bring your own weed
And if a pipe’s all you need
I can supply it
But don’t think you’re getting a free hit
And this morning
The cops came to my house
and gave me a warning
“Keep the music down!”
And then knocked me down
So I shot them and said
“You forgot to bring your own weed, man!”
And I sat there
smoking a bowl
or two or three
And then I was there
In that deep dark hole
filled with poo and pee
It looked to me
like I ran out of weed!
Ass Cream
Ass Cream
not to be confused with
Ice Cream
does not work if
I Cream
in my, what was it?
Ass Cream!
Why don’t you try
To Cream
in my box of
Ass Cream
maybe then it will work if we
Both Cream
in the gooey goodness of
Ass Cream
Who’s Cream?
My Cream!
What Cream?
Ass Cream!!!
The Rhyme Game (Disfunctional Family)
You
got
to
not
poo
on
you
and
me
and
can’t
you
see
the
yellow
in
my
pee?
Hello
window
shallow
water
yellow
water!
Sorry
I
wee
weed
in
the
pool!
And
school
sucks
so
does
your
mom
but
I
heard
your
dad
was
better!
I
fucked
your
sister
the
other
day!
It
was
really
lame
and
gay!
She
kept
calling
out
your
name
as
I
fucked
her
brains
out!
Oh
wait
she
aint
got
none
’cause
of
all
the
fags
she’s
fucked!
I’ve
got
a
lot
of
luck
when
I
scored
with
your
granny!
She
said
she
aint
had
a
real
man
since
she
fucked
you!
And
I’m
blue
not
like
you!
My
balls
fag
my
balls
are
blue!
And
now
I’m
gonna
sue!
Sue
you
and
your
mother
and
your
father
and
your
sister
and
your
granny
and
you!
I’m
all
fucked
up
now
I
think
I’ll
upchuck
now
in
your
mom’s
pussy
and
watch
her
throw
a
tissy
and
then
I’ll
shit
in
her
cunt
and
watch
your
father
lick
it
up!
Wassup?!
My
dick
when
I
saw
you!
Wow
you
fag
get
off
my
dick
I
aint
say
you
could
suck
me!
No!
You
gonna
fuck
me
in
the
butt!
What?
No
you
aint
fagget
get
the
hell
away!
And
that’s
all
for
today!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
My Bitch
There you stand
Like a dumb ass
As you feel the back of my hand
Across your ugly ass face
There aint a damn thing you can do
You know the words so sing
And eat my poo
Don’t take it like a man
Don’t take it like a ho
Getting pimp slapped, oh no
‘Cause you aint my ho
And I aint your pimp
No one would want to fuck you
‘Cause you ugly and have a gimp
So what you gonna do?
Take it like a bitch
That’s right
‘Cause you MY bitch
I’m right
And don’t bitch
Uh huh
About bein’ my bitch
Wuh huh
Be proud to be my bitch
Shoo be do whap
You stupid bitch
Wooby dooby scooby dooby do whap
That’s right, ’cause you MY BITCH!
Now get down and suck it, bitch.
Latin America
Written in conjunction with elmoisfurry
–
Latin America is like a corrupt nation
because
it is
police there are mean
there aren’t too many wonderful things there
you pretty much die if you go to prison there
Pee
Written in conjunction with elmoisfurry
–
Pee smells like brown donkeys
Because
I have a giant pirahna
My pants hurt a lot
Today’s your “special” day (wink wink)
F and D
Written in conjunction with elmoisfurry
–
F rhymes with D
Because…
My hat smells bad
Jello is really squishy
I have pie all over my fingers
School
Written in conjunction with elmoisfurry,
–
School is like a poster
Because…
Its shiny
It has lots of books
People put it up on walls
Middle East
Written in conjunction with elmoisfurry
–
The Middle East is like a pie
Because…
It has an oil filling
It’s crust is sandy
Everyone wants a piece of it
It smells bad
The Middle East is like a word
Because…
one
two
three
The Middle East is like swiss cheese
Because…
It has lots of holes
People like to eat it with crackers
Mmh, the Middle East tastes like sand…cheese…
The Middle East is like a TV set
Because…
People look at it everyday
Lots of porn comes from it
Its really staticy
The Middle East is like an ocean
Because…
Lots of fish are in it
People snorkle in it
It has no water in it
The Middle East is like a salad
Because…
There is lettuce all over
People put ranch dressing on it
People eat it for diets
The Middle East is like an old Ford truck
Because…
It has a crappy engine
Everyone has to pee in it
There is no spell check
The Middle East is like a Nike shoe
Because…
You can pump it up
It has checks all over it
George W. Bush is an idiot
The Middle East is like a box of chocolates
Because…
It melts when its really hot
Its really good with smores
Pie is not retarded
The Middle East is like a chocolate forest
Because…
It has lots of trees
Lots of monkeys live there
Pie is cool
We can do whatever the hell we want because we own this site the end
Paleantology is Awesome
Paleantology is awesome
It is fun to dig
Bones rock!
Yahoo!
I really hope I become one. The
Fossiles of dino-
saurs are waiting for me to find them
BLAH BLAH POOOOOOOOOOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
POOOOOOOOOOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
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POOPIES R GOOD TO EAT
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
k bye
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What the Fish Tell Me
This poem was from Ultima VIII, a PC game made a long time ago.
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Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,
like when there’s sun and when there’s rain,
They are so nice and very smart,
and bubbles come up when they fart.
Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,
I like to listen to them sing,
They sing of life beneath the sea,
But never mention if they pee.
Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,
like where they are and where they’ve been,
I guess it all just goes to prove,
You can have your friends and eat them too!
I Love My Erasers So Much
I really love my erasers so very much
I really like to erase with them, everyday
I can depend on them for being a crutch
Because my erasers will never fray
My erasers are made of rubber because they are
Rubber melts only when you put it in an oven
My erasers will never ever go very far
Their faces I drew, all over I draw with a pen
Some people I let them, to borrow them
So that they can erase and erase and erase
But when I get them back, they are covered with flem
And then I search and search, but I can’t see their face
When I have to draw their faces again
It seems like they’re a whole new eraser again.