This poem was from Ultima VIII, a PC game made a long time ago.

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Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,

like when there’s sun and when there’s rain,

They are so nice and very smart,

and bubbles come up when they fart.

 

Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,

I like to listen to them sing,

They sing of life beneath the sea,

But never mention if they pee.

 

Oh the fish tell me all sorts of things,

like where they are and where they’ve been,

I guess it all just goes to prove,

You can have your friends and eat them too!