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The Flapper’s Dictionary

These are the words that originated in the 1920s which were used by flappers…some of these are still used today.

Dimbox – a taxicab

Flatwheeler – a young man who takes a young lady to an egg harbor

Egg harbor – a fall dance

Clothesline – one who tells neighborhood stories

Whiskbroom – a man who cultivates whiskers

Let’s blouse – let’s go

Crabhanger – reformer

Shifter – a grafter

Snugglepup – young man who frequents petting parties

Petting party – social event devoted to hugging

Finale hopper – young man who arrives after all bills are paid

Hiphound – one who drinks hootch

Sodbuster – an undertaker

Applesauce – flattery or bunk

Weeping willow – same as crepehanger

Ritz – stuck up

Alarm clock – a chaperone

Father time – any man over 30 years

Sugar – money

Urban set – a new gown

His blue serge – his girl

Cutting yourself a piece of cake – making yourself wait patiently

Dog Kennels – pair of shoes

Dogs – feet

Stilts – legs

Mouthpiece – lawyer

Handcuff – engagement ring

Stutter-tub – motor boat

An alibi – a box of flowers

Anchor – bank roll

Monogolist – young man who hates himself

Dropping the plot – getting a divorce

Appleknocker – a hick

Biscuit – a pettable flapper

Butt me – give me a cigarette

Barney – a scandal walker

Dincher – a half smoked cigarette

Ear muffs – radio receivers

Dingledangler – one who persists in telephoning

Cake basket – a limousine

Statts (?) – conversation that means nothing

Oilcan – an imposter

Fire alarm – a divorced woman

Cuddle-cootie – young man who takes a girl for a ride on a bus

Forty-niner – man who is prospecting for a rich wife

Tomato – good looking girl with no brains

Slat – young man

Strike breaker – young woman who goes with her friend’s “steady” while there is a coolness

Dud – a wall flower

Cake-eater – harmless lounge lizard

Noodle-juice – tea

Boob-tickler – girl who has to entertain her father’s customers from out of town

Barney-muggin – love-making

Brush-ape – anyone from the sticks – a hayshaker

Cake-eater – a wearer of tight clothes, belted coat with spear like lapels and one button, sausage trousers, low quick fitting collar, greenish pink shirt; and one of those jazzbo ties that gives you the giggles

Cat’s pajamas – anything that’s good

Dapper – a flapper’s father

Darb – gink with a roll of coin

Finale hopper – always ready to promise the last wrestle and never there when it comes around; the spendthrift who arrives after the ticket-takers have departed

Snake-charmer – a female bootlegger

Dive-ducat – subway ticket

Mad money – carfare home if she has a fight with her escort

Hikers – knickerbockers

Whangdoodle – jazz band

Grubstake – invitation to dinner

Pillowcase – young man who is full of feathers

Feathers – small talk

Hush money – allowance from father

Bean-picker – one who tries to patch up trouble

Corn-shredder – young man who dances on lady’s feet

Police-dog – young woman’s fiancé

Airedale – homely man

Fig leaf – one piece bathing suit

John D. – an oily person

Sweetie – anybody she hates

Frog’s eyebrows – nice, fine

Fluky – funny, odd, different

Goof – flapper’s intoxicated

Half cut – happily intoxicated

Kippy – neat or nice

Neckers – those who park while dancing

Sharpshooter – a good dancer (who spends his money freely)

Strangler – what a spendthrift isn’t

Toddler – a finale hopper’s faster sister

Sap – a finale hopper

Smoke-eater – a girl cigarette user

Plastered – a synonym for pie-eyed; oiled; intoxicated

They – refers to objecting parents

Some Physical Laws We All Should Know

1. If you apply heat to petroleum unleaded fart, it will fuck.

2. Water always seeks its own fruit.

3. In a right triangle, the square of the dick is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two boobs.

4. Sound travels through the air at a rate of 69 dicks per second.

5. Weight: 16 ounces equals one fudgamudga.

6. If an object is floating in sperm fluid, it displaces its own pussy.

7. Everything that goes west must come east.