Reporter: Do you like all of your players to be tall, Coach?
Famous Coach: A player’s height isn’t important to me, as long as his ears pop when he sits down.
Reporter: Do you like all of your players to be tall, Coach?
Famous Coach: A player’s height isn’t important to me, as long as his ears pop when he sits down.
Q: What is Wilt the Stilt’s middle name?
A: The.
Q: Why did the retired basketball player become a judge?
A: To stay on the court.
Q: Why did the bench-sitter bring a water pistol to the basketball game?
A: He wanted a chance to shoot the ball.
Basketball Coach: Billy, I think you grew another foot over the summer.
Billy: No, Coach, honest. I still have only two.
Q: How do they play basketball in Hawaii?
A: With Hula Hoops.
Q: Why was Cinderella such an awful basketball player?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Jack: How did you break your arm?
Zack: I was playing football with a telephone booth.
Jack: What?
Zack: I was trying to get my quarter back!
Only thirteen seconds were left in the fourth quarter of a big football game. The home team was ahead by three points and had possession of the ball.
The quarterback threw a pass to a first-year player, who caught it, then dropped it. The opposing team recovered the ball and went on to score the winning touchdown.
Asked how he felt about the defeat, the home team’s coach said, “Well, that’s how the rookie fumbles.”
Q: What’s black and white and green all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Gator Bowl.
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?
A: Yeller.
Q: What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
Q: What’s black and white and sticky all over?
A: A referee who fell into the Sugar Bowl.
Dad: How’d you do in the game today, son?
Son: I made a ninety-two yard run.
Dad: That’s terrific!
Son: Not really. I didn’t catch the guy I was chasing.
Q: What’s green, has bumps, and plays football?
A: The Green Bay Pickles.